Five Things to do with Fruitcake (Since You Obviously Won't Eat It)
Fruitcake looks like it has little pieces of poo in it.
Come Christmas we wouldn't be surprised if Santa left us a lump of coal. Coal wouldn't be so bad because we could use it to set his sleigh on fire. But if we got a fruitcake we'd be
dissapointed really, really mad.
5. Wrap a bow around it and give it to your boss
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