Five Ways to Blow Your New Year's Resolutions
The Devil made me do it!
New Year's resolutions usually come out of a drunken night of feeling sorry for yourself - I'm too fat, I'm going to get cancer from smoking, I'm dating an asshole....blah, blah. blah....
Look - whatever New Year's resolution you make, you're probably going to break and then hate yourself for doing it..This year make a new resolution - to not just break your resolution, to shatter it mercilessly, pound it into the ground, beat the living crap out of it! Here are a few decadent suggestions as a start.
1. Quit Smoking... Cigarettes
It's on the side of every package of coffin nails: smoking causes death. Instead of quitting, move on to the more social and fun hookah pipe. Hookahs come in guava, pineapple, pina colada, cherry and more (a break from the usual menthol). They're also sharable and can lead to belly dancing. Voted 2010 Best Hookah Bar by Broward/Palm Beach New Times, Off The Hookah in Fort Lauderdale is bringing new life to Riverwalk with more than 20 hookah flavors, Middle Eastern cuisine, and a full bar. Off The Hookah 300 SW 1st Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33301 (954) 761-8686
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