Now that I have your attention, here's how you can get some.
The latest frozen treat from Häagen-Dazs features three scoops of ice cream and three layers of toppings; so much for spring weight loss.
Log in to Facebook, "like" Häagen-Dazs, then enter your information for the eClub to receive an emailed coupon for a free Midnight Dazzler.
If the picture isn't enticing enough, I don't know what is.
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