I'm Eating What?! Coconut Crisp Balls
Photos by Riki Altman
imprinted with "Best Before /" and a slew
of Asian characters that
probably translate to mean "1999." Each of the little critters was
packaged, so what's the probability that they'd all be bad? Well, every
little crispy, coconut coated, beige sphere has a scent that's a mix of
coconut and something unappetizing, like
definitely crispy. No false advertising there. The little
snowball-looking things crumble to bits, so it's best to just shove them
whole in your mouth. Then chase it with a bottle of Jack.
Who should eat these? Anyone who wants a more socially acceptable way to eat a snack of crayons.
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