Kim Kardashian Divorce on SNL: Scallops Wrapped in Money

We're sick of reading about Kim Kardashian's divorce on Facebook. Reading postings about the reality television starlet's break-up is not what Facebook was meant for. It was clearly meant for cyber-stalking old girlfriends and watching videos of kittens.We did, however, watch the Kim Kardashian Divorce special last night on Saturday...

By Laine Doss

November 6, 2011

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We're sick of reading about Kim Kardashian's divorce on Facebook. Reading postings about the reality television starlet's break-up is not what Facebook was meant for. It was clearly meant for cyber-stalking old girlfriends and watching videos of kittens.

We did, however, watch the Kim Kardashian Divorce special last night on Saturday Night Live. What a party! This is the most lavish divorce celebration we've ever seen.

Let's put it this way: After our divorce, we got drunk on a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. At Kim's divorce, we get shrimp, scallops wrapped in hundred dollar bills and Earth, Wind and Fire!

In case you didn't get an invitation, watch the SNL skit here:

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.

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