Martha Stewart Gets Raunchy With Craig Ferguson And Makes Donkey Egg Omelettes

Craig Ferguson and Martha Stewart cozy up (sort of) during last night's Late Late Show, and make pure television magic. Martha fesses up that she had never met Ferguson before and immediately Craig says she smells as good as he always dreamed she would. Martha says she lives on an...

By Laine Doss

March 16, 2011

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Craig Ferguson and Martha Stewart cozy up (sort of) during last night's Late Late Show, and make pure television magic.

Martha fesses up that she had never met Ferguson before and immediately Craig says she smells as good as he always dreamed she would.

Martha says she lives on an "idylic farm", which prompts Ferguson to ask if she eats the animals on the farm, including the donkeys. "Sometimes", she muses. Ferguson then deduces that "Stewart" is a Scottish name and that Martha is Scottish by sex. They then make an omelette from "donkey eggs". Watch after the jump.

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.

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