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Obama, Mickey Mouse, and Jesus: Wake Up to Five Awesome Toasters

Elvis has left the toaster.
Elvis has left the toaster.

Clean Plate Charlie is a closet Gleek. That's right... we've just lost any street cred by admitting we watch Glee. Look, if we didn't watch it, we would have missed the totally awesome episode in which Finn sees the son of God in his sandwich. That's right, folks! He saw Grilled Cheesus!

We knew some insanely entrepreneurial person would actually invent a Grilled Cheesus machine. What we didn't realize was that there were so many other ways to personalize your morning breakfast bread. But then again... isn't that what internet shopping is all about?

Here is a list of our five favorite ways to start your morning.

Virgin Mary Toaster ($29.95) Mother of God, that's good toast! That's what your friends will be saying when you make them breakfast using this handy-dandy device.

Obama, Mickey Mouse, and Jesus: Wake Up to Five Awesome Toasters

Hello Kitty Toaster ($32.99) is the perfect gift for both cute 7-year-old girls and the 40-something-year-old pathetic cat ladies they're bound to turn into.

 

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Obama Toaster ($34.95) when you weigh the presidential candidates this year, you'll want to consider the important factors... their stance on health care, taxes, and whether they're tasty with a little jam and butter.

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Mickey Mouse Toaster ($39.99) Who doesn't want vermin on his toast? Though there are actually several Mickey Mouse toasters on the market, this one is doubly obnoxious because it plays the Mouseketeer theme while burning your bread!

Obama, Mickey Mouse, and Jesus: Wake Up to Five Awesome Toasters
Grilled Cheesus

Grilled Cheesus ($39.95) It's been said that every day is a miracle, so why not experience a miracle each day at breakfast? Wake up to a glass of OJ and the face of our lord and savior on your toast. Not sure if you're in the mood for cream cheese or preserves? Just ask your toast for advice -- WWJD? He'd go with the honey!




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