The Hoffsicle: David Hasselhoff's Popsicle Impostor
Thanks to Del Monte, you can beat the summer heat by licking fruit juice off of David Hasselhoff's chiseled abs.
Here's a video of Hasselhoff having an incestuous love affair with his fruit-juice impostor.
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