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The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

Forget Mom....we love meat more!
Forget Mom....we love meat more!

The 16th-annual South Florida Tattoo Expo takes over the Marriott Coral Springs Hotel and Convention Center this weekend, filling the center with a cornucopia of talented ink artists and painted ladies and gentlemen.

Tattoos are a thing of beauty. Dating back to the beginnings of mankind, they forever mark the recipient with meaningful messages of loss, hope, and heritage... usually. 

Then again, there are tattoos that become permanent reminders of what a douchebag you are when you're either drunk, on vacation, or taking a dare. 

With that in mind, we present a collection of the ten worst food-related tattoos... ever.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

10. Here's the thing... if you're old enough to get a tattoo, then you're too old for Hello Kitty. What's next -- a Smurf cooking?

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

9. Ummm... yeah... there's that too. We're hoping Papa Smurf's cooking up something tasty.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

8. Hey, we love bacon too. But we've got limits. For one, we don't tattoo that pronouncement on our bodies. Secondly, unlike pigs, we wash our little hooves every now and again.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

7. The Taco Bells were in a perpetual turf war with their rival gang, the Burger Kings....

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

6. We never knew bacon and pickle were buddies. Nor did we care. We still don't.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

5. Matching tattoos are a notoriously bad idea. Especially when they involve breakfast.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

4. A McDonald's tramp stamp. We have no words.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

3. We guess northern New York state is pretty far from heaven.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

2.  And this is your brain on drugs.

The Ten Worst Food Tattoos... Ever

1. Assburger. Home of the assburger. Coming to a food court near you.


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