Top Five Phallic Food Creations for V Day

All the single ladies need not worry on Valentine's Day, the most romantic of them all. There's no need to whip around your ring finger with worry. Rejoice in the fact that there is no man tying you down! 


We encourage you pretty women to hunker down on V Day for a good meal with friends. Enjoy some fine red wine, and play some angry grrl music. But the pièce de résistance? Eat your favorite phallic foods.

Sure, bananas are obvious, but after the jump, see five other food creations that would make your ex jealous.
The Bible wasn't literally referring to a snake, was it?
The Bible wasn't literally referring to a snake, was it?

5. Adam and Eve penis cake

Chow down on some delicious cake. Hey, it's shaped like a penis, but when the Bible talked about the snake in the forbidden garden, did it literally mean... a snake?

Top Five Phallic Food Creations for V Day
4. Penis pasta
Channel your inner Elizabeth Gilbert and eat, pray, and love the dish.

The Michigan Daily took these cookies very seriously. Our advice? Cover them in sprinkles and frosting for consuming. The more raunchy you can make them, the better!

A delicious party treat
A delicious party treat
Celebrate like it's the weekend. When your boss asks why you're so hungover, just tell him the truth.

Is this perhaps the greatest mistake ever?
Is this perhaps the greatest mistake ever?
These phallic loaves of crusty goodness were apparently an accident. That's a mighty impressive accident, though.

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