All the single ladies need not worry on Valentine's Day, the most romantic of them all. There's no need to whip around your ring finger with worry. Rejoice in the fact that there is no man tying you down!
We encourage you pretty women to hunker down on V Day for a good meal with friends. Enjoy some fine red wine, and play some angry grrl music. But the pièce de résistance? Eat your favorite phallic foods.
Sure, bananas are obvious, but after the jump, see five other food creations that would make your ex jealous.
The Bible wasn't literally referring to a snake, was it?
5. Adam and Eve penis cake
Chow down on some delicious cake. Hey, it's shaped like a penis, but when the Bible talked about the snake in the forbidden garden, did it literally mean... a snake?
4. Penis pasta
Channel your inner Elizabeth Gilbert and eat, pray, and love the dish.