Ten Worst Florida Bands of All Time

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10. Underøath
Underoath (we refuse to use "ø" again), has the deck stacked against them... And they're the first band! Which means we have our work (talking a tremendous amount of radioactive bullshit) cut out for us. So, yeah, in addition to spelling its name with "ø," this crew is a Christian Metal-cøre band from Tampa. We would repeat that heinously raw string of adjectives for emphasis, but we're neither sadists nor masochists. We are nihilists. And nihilists don't care about Jesus, moshing, or anything.

Roll up your sleeves and double-dose the klonopin and/or omeprazole. 'Cause we're about to list the ten worst bands from Florida of all freakin' time. We mean every last word of every single thing typed after the jump and believe what we've written with the infallible orthodox mysticism (and old-world bloodlust) of a Muslim cleric in tribal Kurdistan. By Matt Preira.

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Published on April 29, 2013

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3 comments
Carmichael
Carmichael

So apparently this article is meant to be "a joke"


It's still really shitty writing.. but what is there really to expect from a top 10 list on the Broward New Times website? Absolutely nothing. This article isn't even remotely funny.

emilywilliams520
emilywilliams520

This is the most bullshit list i've ever seen in my life. minus maybe creed...

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