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We can ALL agree that bacon is the SHIZNIT, especially when paired with others meats, veggies, more fat, chocolate…really, bacon goes with just about everything.
But sometimes, obsession goes too far. After the jump, see our 5 picks for craziest inedible bacon finds (and where to buy them). We don’t advise you to eat any of it, but you surely will be tempted to.
5) Sizzling Bacon CandleGet the bad smell out of the house by lighting this candle. It’s totally the new Glade.
4) Bacon Scented Car Air FreshenerWho doesn’t love that new bacon smell?
3) Bacon SoapIt’ll leave you about as squeaky clean as a pig, but at least you’ll smell good enough to eat.
2) Bacon Lip BalmIs it the grease that makes your lips so luscious and soft? We’re not sure if to love it or be repulsed by it.
1) Bacon Flavored ToothpasteBecause nothing says, “I love you” like smoky and salty bacon breath.
Now indulge in some gratuitous online shopping and don’t forget to buy us a little something.
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