The reality of Catholic high school tarnishes the dream of Catholic high school. The reality is that priests and nuns are sober, restrained elders with stern humors. If you were spanked, you didnt enjoy the chastisement. If a nun was nasty, it wasnt referring to the new positive spin on the word it just meant she was probably wickedly old and cold. If a priest was a perv, youd throw a lawsuit at him like it was Homecomings game-winning touchdown. This Friday at 9 p.m. Electrolust will dirty up the cloth when Vicars and Tarts Soiree hits Club X-It (219 N. 21st Ave., Hollywood). Now, Pervy Priests and Nasty Nuns, can put on the work attire, and Naughty skoolgirz & boys show up in uniform (school girls wearing short skirts get free booze from 9 to 10 p.m.). Catholics, be ready for confession. And to be disciplined. There will be a video confessional set up via a video cam and monitor, complete with a spanking bench. Repenting those sins will get you zero Hail Marys but maybe some prizes. So, teachers, dont leave those kids alone. Tickets are $10 in advance, $20 at the door. Visit myspace.com/electrolusthollywood, or call 954-822-6350.
Fri., Nov. 6, 9 p.m., 2009