Blackwater, by directors R. Douglas Zipperer and Bill Schreiber, follows four city girls on a sojourn to the Everglades. The group heads into the swamp for some back-to-nature fun, but soon theyre up against the worst of the human race: territorial hillbillies. These campy hicks live up to stereotypes: muddy, bearded, flannel-wearers, and perpetual cacklers. They dont take well to adventure-tourists, especially not these girls, who (surprise!) look like Playboy Bunnies. The women are ambushed, bound up, and chased through the thick mire in wet shirts. They fight back with guns and cut-off shorts, but dont know the terrain like the hillbillies -- besides, its hard to escape when youre constantly stumbling over trails of scattered clichés.
Part Deliverance, part guilty pleasure, Blackwater does promise one thing: 88 minutes of your life where you wont be thinking about mercenaries in Baghdad. Arrive at Cinema Paradiso (503 SE Sixth St., Fort Lauderdale) at 8:00 p.m. Tickets cost $5 to $8. Visit www.fliff.com, or call 954-525-3456.
Mon., Oct. 22, 8 p.m., 2007