Do You Dress Kinky for No Rhyme or Reason?

There once was a couple named Mooring, Whose marriage had become rather boring, She was all tweed and khaki, He felt like a lackey, And in place of sex was just snoring.

Mr. Mooring kept a secret locked trunk, To be used in an emotional funk, Inside, panties were lacy, His stilettos were racy, And his self-esteem was no longer sunk.

But she, too, had a shy alter ego, It dwelled deep within her libido, She would grease back her hair, Stuff some men’s underwear, And proudly bulge through her tuxedo.

At last the couple finally collided, Confronted with what each had hided, Now they feel free, To express sexually, What had always seemed wrong or misguided.

The Fetish Factory’s Valentine’s Day party at Club Boca (7000 W. Palmetto Park Rd., Boca Raton) provides an alternative version to the banality of flowers, chocolate, and dinner reservations. Partiers both young and old, rigid and freewheeling, voyeuristic and exhibitionistic alike commingle while clad in over-the-top garb. Tickets range from $10 to $15. Call 954-563–5777, or visit www.thefetishparty.com
Fri., Feb. 10

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Jamie Laughlin