Gimme Sommore

Comedian Sommore says she loves all men, even if they aren’t, um, well-endowed. “But if the dick ain’t big, don’t talk with a big-dick voice,” the comedian says in one of her bits. She explains how a man who is packin’ can demand to know why she’s been out all night: “‘Where you been? I called your cell phone. I called your job. I called your mom…’ ” But those who aren’t as lucky should start out with something like “I was worried about you…” Sommore isn’t ashamed to discuss her love of male genitals or her wealth of experience with them.

The black bombshell isn’t afraid to show off her ample cleavage either. This helps her attract a lot of tail, especially from the younger generation. “The Lord didn’t say you couldn’t fuck a younger man,” she says. “Me personally, I stay fuckin’ a young boy. Shit, I buy PlayStations by the dozen.” Boys, get ready; this cougar may hunt you down at 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday at Improv Paradise Live, 5700 Seminole Way, in Hollywood. Tickets cost $25, and more shows are scheduled through Sunday. Call 954-981-5653, or visit improv.com/comedyclub/ftlauderdale.
Fri., Sept. 17, 8 & 10:30 p.m., 2010

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