But as we do each year, we must part ways. Which begs the question: Is it crueler to abandon you on the side of the road until bulk trash day turning a blind eye to your slow starvation, or to shove you into a mega chipper and have all evidence of our time together be ground up into tiny mulch-like pieces? Im going with the latter, that way you dont wind up in a landfill somewhere. So get ready, were going to our nearby park today between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m. to dispose of you responsibly at the Chip-A-Tree program. Fourteen Broward County parks are participating, so the odds are theres one nearby that has no qualms about chopping you up into merciless memory shavings.
For information on parks near you, call 954-357-8100. This program runs through Sunday.
Sat., Dec. 29, 2007