Heat, Bulls, and Hormones

Forget spending time with your family Sunday, because that day is reserved for booze and balls. Sweaty man meat, firmly grasping their ball between their hands? Mmm, the orange rubber and bumpy texture is enough to send our libidos skyrocketing! Those hormones will spike significantly today when Miami Heat fans invade Slainte (1500 Gateway Blvd., Boynton Beach) for the Miami Heat versus the Chicago Bulls home game. Surely you've surmised by now that the balls we speak of are merely basketballs. No? It doesn't matter. Just drink up, because Slainte has happy hour from 11:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. The specials are as follows: $4 imported beers, $3 well drinks, $4 call drinks, and $5 premium liquors. House wine costs only $3 a glass, while 20-ounce import pints are only $5. Now those are some specials our hormones can get behind. Visit slaintepubs.com, or call 561-742-4190.
Sun., Jan. 29, 3:30 p.m., 2012
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Devin Desjarlais