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He'll Ferret Into Your Heart

There’s something missing in your life that you just can’t quite put your finger on. You inspect things closer: you have a habit of building long, hollow tubes out of plastic; you love animals that with collapsible bone structures that allow them to fit through tiny spaces; you yearn for a faint, musky smell to fill your home like animalistic potpourri. Holy shit. You need a ferret.

Well aren’t you just a lucky plum? Today happens to be Ferret Adoption Day at Broward Ferret Rescue and Referral (a private home in Coconut Creek). Give them a shout out by calling 954-977-4583, and they’ll give you directions to ferret land: population, you. There’s no pressure to adopt so you can just swoon at their weaseliness and learn about what makes them tick. Should you fall in love but worry that your home isn’t “ferret ready”, don’t fret. There will be food, cages, toys and other ferretcesities available for purchase. Visit www.browardferretrescue.org.
Sat., July 12, 2008

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Jamie Laughlin