Hickory Dickory Dock, Tough Guy

He’s a little long in the tooth, and the leather vest is straining a bit at the seams, but age has done zilch to soften the bite in Andrew Dice Clay’s standup. Raunch remains his language of choice, and he throws around the f word — the one that rhymes with hag, not duck ­— like so many cigarette butts. This could be a comeback year for the Diceman: His Showtime special, Andrew Dice Clay: Indestructible, debuted on New Year’s Eve, and he’s set to appear in an as-yet-untitled Woody Allen picture premiering later in 2013. Andrew Dice Clay performs at 8 and 10:30 p.m. Friday, 7 and 9:45 p.m. Saturday, and 7 p.m. Sunday. All standup performances are at Palm Beach Improv, located at 550 S. Rosemary Ave., Ste. 250, in West Palm Beach. Tickets cost $35 each, and there is a two-drink minimum for the 21-and-older show. Call 561-833-1812, or visit palmbeachimprov.com.
Fri., Jan. 11, 8 & 10:30 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 12, 9:45 p.m.; Sun., Jan. 13, 7 p.m., 2013
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Tricia Woolfenden