Why, hello there. Do you run here often? (Pant, pant.) Ive noticed that your sneakers have exceptional arch support maybe I could give you a foot rub after this race is over? (Pant, pant.) Your biceps brachii are so (pant, pant) bulging is that from raising and lowering your hose every day? (Pant, pant.) Really, thats fascinating. Hey, theres a guy handing out cups of water would you like me to pour it on you? You look a little (pant, pant) hot, and you probably get (pant, pant) tired of putting out fires every day, tee hee. (Pant, pant.) Wow, youre really running fast (pant, pant). Maybe Ill just lag back and catch you at the finish line. (Pant, pant.) No? Really? Uh, are you sure? (Pant, pant.) This isnt an accurate reflection of my (pant, pant) stamina; I just dont usually run unless chased.
Get hot and sweaty while chasing firefighters up Hollywood Beachs Broadwalk this morning during the Firefighters 5K Run and Fun Walk. Registration starts at (groan!) 6 a.m. and the race starts at 7 a.m. Pre-register for $20 by calling Runners Depot (954-474-4074), or register onsite for $25. Meet up where Johnson Street dead-ends at Hollywood Beach. All proceeds benefit local scholarship funds.
Sun., Sept. 7, 6 a.m., 2008