Heres how: arrive early on Saturday afternoon (between noon and 4 p.m.) to settle into a comfy stool. Watch as the bar evolves into a fun-filled gambling haven when neighborhood drinkers spin Annas Wheel, a giant, game show-like, spinning wheel with 36 different conclusions ranging from Whammy! to Tee-shirts! and Free Drinks! While you might wind-up ahead with free stuff, you wont wind-up signing your Hyundai over to a casino manager. As you become increasingly tipsy and the wheel booty piles up, prepare to be entertained by the greatest group of ladies this side of Vegas! Daddys Girls might be a local drag troop, but dont think these gals arent worldly (they could high-kick you back to Chicago!). Past shows have revolved around the music of greats like Prince and, of course, (praise be!) Madonna. Whens the last time a room full of women took you in, gave you freebies, and then entertained you all for the price of a bar tab? You really are one poor, lucky bastard.
*Note: You will notice an uncommonly large spike in the female/male ratio at Js Bar. Sadly, Tiger, this isnt due to your feisty new cologne; its because Js is primarily a lesbian hang. Youre completely welcome there as long as you behave and dont offer to change anyone. Call 954-581-8400, or visit www.jsbartheoriginal.com.
Every other Saturday, 2006