Let the Butt-Kicking Commence

It was a wild summer for Miami Heat fans — one filled with irrational fear (Oh no! Dwyane Wade is going to Chicago and we’ll be left with Carlos Arroyo as our best player!), tempered enthusiasm (No way LeBron decides to come here! That’s a laughable pipe dream!), joy (D-Wade and Chris Bosh? Oh bliss!), and downright over-the-top giddiness (Holy buckets of crap! LeBron is bringing his talents to South Beach! Gahh!). Pat Riley’s Jedi-mind trick on LeBron James and Chris Bosh worked. The Three Kings are a fantasy team come to life. And now, everyone hates us. But that’s fine. Because the truth hurts. And the truth is, the Heat are now fully armed and operational. And they kick off the Year of Pain with a preseason matchup against the Detroit Pistons this Tuesday night at the American Airlines Arena (601 Biscayne Blvd., Miami). Sure it’s only preseason. But no game is too meaningless to start destroying NBA ass. Tickets start at $15. Tip-off is at 7:30 p.m. Visit heat.com.
Tue., Oct. 5, 7:30 p.m., 2010
KEEP NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH FREE... Since we started New Times Broward-Palm Beach, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of South Florida, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Chris Joseph
Contact: Chris Joseph