Kids all squeal. Smells and noises! Trucks weigh five tons! Engines with 1,500 horses! From rafters look like toys. Drivers do donuts. Is that rubber burning? No, thats big fun! Fun smells dangerous!
Pick your favorite! Instigator races Pure Adrenaline! El Toro faces Grave Digger! Rev rev ding ramp smash cars! Land smush bounce whoa yeah! Again again yes yes yeaaaaah!
What what what? Transforming robotic battle? You have to see to believe? Galactron vs. Reptaur! Children lean forward. Seeing is believing! Believing is believing! Robots is fighting! Fumes and ruckus! Natural high! Buy a sweatshirt! Trucks on flags! Hats shirts craps! Soda beer nachos! Hair rock throb! Country we love America! Loud rip vroom! Truck run finale kablammy! What did you kids think? WHAT DID YOU THINK? WHY IS EVERYONE STILL SHOUTING? Stop your tears! Pile in the Caravan! Whats your problem? Daddy is gunning it!
Big trucks fly crunch smack Friday at 7:30 p.m. Same on Saturday plus at 2 p.m. at the BankAtlantic Center (One Panthers Pkwy., Sunrise). Grown-ups pay $22. Kids under 12 pay $11.50. Hit box office. Or ticketmaster.com. Or call 954-523-3309. Or 800-745-3000.
Fri., Aug. 14, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Aug. 15, 2 & 7:30 p.m., 2009