Pool Party!

This party will leave your pussy soaking wet. Hey, we're talkin' the pool at The Fontainebleau here ya perv. A few laps in the sunshine, a couple of cocktails, and a bunch of party people in their bathing suits offer the perfect way to relax on a Sunday. Beats drop courtesy of Justin Sheppard, Joe Maz, Justin Blattner, and David Diego. There's plenty of food and drink to go around, your neon sunglasses will fit right in, and if you get too hot and bothered from all the sexyness this party offers, just hop back in the pool, do a backstroke, and give thanks you live in the MIA.
Sun., March 6, 12-8 p.m., 2011
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