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Save Me, Mr. Firefighter

If all firefighters were as hot as the ones in South Florida, pussycats and cougars nationwide would have a great time finding a reason to get stuck high in the branches of their local foliage. Don’t try that in a Royal Palm, local kittens, because Sunday at Sawgrass Mills Mall (12801 W. Sunrise Blvd., Sunrise), you can see the hunkiest pieces of meat live. At 1 p.m., the South Florida firefighters will unveil their 2010 calendar, and we’re just guessing, but December probably includes the Santa of our dreams — topless, muscle-bound, and bearing gifts. All 16 (yes, there were too many hot firefighters to pick just 12) guys will be on hand to take pictures and sign your calendar with “You’re on fire, babe/bro.” The fine piece of art will run you $17, with proceeds benefiting local charities.
Sun., Aug. 23, 1 p.m., 2009
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Raina McLeod

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