Spank You for Coming

I think it’s time we get to know each other a bit better. No, I mean really get to know each other. What do I have in mind? Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I could tie you up and suspend you from custom steel bondage equipment and whip you for a while as you call me Nippolean and beg for mercy in front of complete strangers. Really? You’d be into that? Awesome. There’s this event coming up at Sea Monster (2 S. New River Drive W., Fort Lauderdale) called Ultra Glam Fetish Party. It’s a monthly event put on by the Fetish Factory. Yeah, that’s the place where I got you those latex swim floaties that you like so much. Oh, they aren’t swim floaties? Hmmm. Well, bring them anyway. I’m sure they’ll fit the dress code. I’m going to wear my tuxedo. Yeah, with my studded, leather boxer shorts underneath and ball-gag holster on my belt. No, there’s no nudity or sex allowed, but “safe and consensual play” is encouraged. What’s that? Splendid, you say? Hey, that’s a great safety word! The fun starts at 10 p.m. — bring $15 to $20 to get in. And check out thefetishparty.com.
Sat., July 10, 10 p.m., 2010
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Travis Newbill