The Grass Is Green; the Girls Are Pretty

You've probably considered spending a night out like the LMFAO dudes sing about: an endless flow of shots, shots, and, well, more shots while you lose your mind. Well, it seems a party monster genie has just hopped out of his tequila-filled lamp to grant you that wish. Club KO is housing a massive party that will surely leave you hungover until the following weekend. On Saturday, "1 Night in Paradise" gets going at 9:30 p.m. and doesn't stop until the break of dawn. DJs Juice, Hygrade, and Raffi will be spinning house, reggaeton, and hip-hop in the hopes of getting you to drop it like it’s hot on the dance floor. There will be drink specials and scantily clad shot girls circulating all night long. If that’s not enough convincing, how about a pole-dancing competition? Admission is free for women until 11 p.m.; then it's $3. For the guys, it's $7 until midnight and $10 after. However, if you'd like a taste of the VIP life, $35 gets you and two friends a bottle of champagne with admission. Who knew poppin' bottles in the club could be so affordable? Club KO is located at 8050 Pines Blvd. in Pembroke Pines. Must be 18 to attend and 21 to drink. Don't forget to dress to impress; nobody wants to see those old sneakers out on a Saturday night. Call 954-627-4858.
Sat., May 12, 9:30 p.m., 2012
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