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The Lucky Bullet

Your lucky bullet is not the one that missed your body by an inch. Your lucky bullet is a man. A human cannonball. A guy’s guy who likes to be shot out of a cannon, seventy feet into the air! David “The Bullet” Smith will hurtle over Seminole Casino’s parking lot(4150 N. State Rd. 7, Hollywood), a distance of 150 feet, at 90 miles per hour! He’ll land in the safety net (glass is half-full here) and open his jumpsuit to reveal that he’s wearing a number — one that matches your ticket (hell, let that glass overflow!). How might this lucky scenario come to fruition? Well, say you are one of the lucky ones who wins 500 bucks from the first round of the Casino’s “Ringmaster Stash of Cash” promotion. From there, you and seven other winners move on to compete in the grand prize round, plus win VIP seats for the launch. If you get the golden ticket, you get the chance to pick the right tent (there are eight) — the one that has $15,000! Alternately, you could just show up and be one of the many lucky bastards to watch David “The Bullet” Smith be shot out of a cannon — for free. The Bullet will be fired at 10:30 p.m., but the “Ringmaster Stash of Cash” starts at 6 p.m. Call 954-961-3220 or visit
Mon., Aug. 31, 6 p.m., 2009
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Mickie Centrone

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