Divine Intervention in a Loss
Dolphins: The Phantom Hold, courtesy of special-teamer Greg Camarillos telekinetic powers. It never happened, but it erased an 86-yard kick return by Ted Ginn that wouldve beaten Buffalo on Nov. 11.
Points: +6 Ted Ginn points
Ravens: The Immaculate Deflection, from the boot of Browns kicker Phil Dawson. His game-tying field goal attempt in the final seconds bounced off the support beam, and the Ravens won. Or so they thought. Minutes later, the refs decided Dawsons kick was actually good, forcing overtime, where the Ravens lost.
Points:+14 Coach Brian Billick balks
Desperation Factor
Dolphins: 16 straight losses (going back to last season), the worst streak in franchise history. Don Shula petitions to add an asterisk to the teams logo.*
*Miami Dolphins: May contain trace amounts of football, peanuts
Points: -10 perfect seasons
Ravens: 7 straight losses, the worst streak in franchise history. Brian Billick possibly, maybe considers a new offensive strategy. His secret weapon: Kyle Boller.
Points: -4 Trent Dilfer championship rings
Sore Losing as an Art Form
Dolphins: Jason Taylor on the Dec. 2 loss to the Jets: They suck, too. They beat us. Theyll go home happy, and their fans will be happy that they got three wins this year. Right about now, Taylor would love three wins.
Points: +17 J.E.T.S. chants
Ravens: Terrell Suggs on bad officiating in the Dec. 3 loss to the Pats: Its kind of the feeling of the 2001 tuck rule. That is the NFL for you, man. When they got [Tom Brady] selling a lot of tickets, you want to keep him selling tickets.
Points: +3 tossed penalty flags
Final Score: Dolphins 13, Ravens 13. Lets face it: No ones a winner here. Tickets start at $29. Call 1-888-FINS-TIX, or visit www.ticketmaster.com.
Sun., Dec. 16, 1 p.m., 2007