Two Tickets to the Gun Show

Throughout history, many great men have offered profound words of wisdom. Ron Burgundy is one of those men. "The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show and see if she likes the goods," he said. Follow his advice this weekend...

By Sara Ventiera

August 15, 2013

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Throughout history, many great men have offered profound words of wisdom. Ron Burgundy is one of those men. "The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show and see if she likes the goods," he said. Follow his advice this weekend and buy your lady -- or man -- tickets to the Suncoast Gun Show. Held at the War Memorial Auditorium, the show's huge collection of guns, accessories, and hard-to-find items draws dealers and private collectors from across Florida. Tickets cost $10 for adults, $9 with a coupon, and kids 12 and younger get in free. All minors must be accompanied by an adult. The show takes place Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. The War Memorial Auditorium is located at 800 NE Eighth St. in Fort Lauderdale. Call 954-828-5390, or visit fortlauderdale.gov/wma.
Sat., Aug. 17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., Aug. 18, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., 2013

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