Wrath and Rabbits

So -- remember the Bible? The Old Testament? Remember how Jezebel's blood splattered everywhere because she was such a loosey-goosey and how the Creator of Life, the Universe, and Everything killed all the men women and children among the Amalekites just cuz? And remember how that strumpet took that one guy's hair and got him all chained up and enslaved and then he crushed all those people in that temple because God was most wroth? Yes? Well, good. Now, you can see some of these scenes, along with others of the Bible's greatest hits, presented in the form JHVH probably intended: Bunny shadowbox theater! This is brought to you via the bizarre and talented performance artist Alexis Colbert at the Underground Coffeehaus (3020 N. Federal Highway, Unit 5A, Fort Lauderdale) on Saturday at 9 p.m. Admission's free. For the coffee, you'll have to render to Underground Coffeehaus that which is Underground Coffeehaus'. Visit the Coffeehaus on Facebook for more deets.
Sat., Nov. 19, 9 p.m., 2011
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Brandon K. Thorp