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You Deserve a Laser to the Groin

It’s been a tough year for all of us, and we all need a good professional massage. And a facial, manicure, pedicure, highlights, waxing, and probably some cellulite reduction treatment. If you play your cards right, $350 would buy you all of that during Spa Week in South Florida. During the week, starting today and ending this Sunday, participating spas are offering full-service treatments for just $50 each. Watch all the stress from your job, the kids, the economy, and a lack of public health care melt away while getting your hair blasted off with a laser, apricots scrubbed across your back, and wrapping yourself in mud and kelp. You’ll need to register at to see the full list of participating spas and treatments. Then, it’s a race to book your appointments before they get overbooked, so do it now to guarantee at least one week out of this year will be stress-free.
Oct. 5-11, 10 a.m., 2009
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Brett Gillin

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