Journey – Hard Rock Live, Hollywood – June 28

Journey Hard Rock Live, Hollywood June 28, 2013 In the past, some of my colleagues have pigeonholed the long-running American rock and roll act, Journey as a bit of esoteric Americana in the realm of kabuki karaoke theatrics. I did not grow up with Journey as a household name. Far…

Radar Vs. Wolf’s Tom Gorrio on Pride, Travel, and Lomo Saltado

South Florida’s indie rock scene owes a large debt to Tom Gorrio. Now living in Nashville and soldiering on with the like-minded, albeit inwardly competitive musicians of Radar Vs. Wolf; Gorrio is better known down here for his work in Call it Radar and Baby Calendar. Always a restless and…

EXXXotica 2013: A Germaphobe’s First Porn Expo

Chapter One: An Innocuous Plea to Get You on My Side (Even Though I Have Nothing to Offer, Like the People I Will Be in Immediate Contact with Might) I am neither saint nor devil. I am not here nor there. I don’t exist in the classical sense, yet I…

Top Ten Porn Stars to Watch Out for at EXXXotica 2013

The fine folks behind the EXXXotica Expo finally pulled their collective gonads out of their, err, well, gonads, and have brought the party slightly north to Ft. La-Dee-Da-Di and it falls upon your humble narrator and scribe to pick the top ten attractions. I don’t expect you to agree with…

EXXXotica 2013: Gianna Michaels Enjoys Music That Provokes Emotion

Gianna Michaels’ story is a typical “girl next door” one that took her from her native Seattle to sunny California, though a series of regular jobs before falling into the career we know her best for, porn. Naturally endowed with some incredible, gravity-defying attributes, we love her best for her…

Jeff Hanneman, Slayer’s Legendary Axe-Man Dead at 49

To say that Slayer has brought me moments of happiness is an understatement. From the aggressive thrash to the hepped-up on meth speed metal with hardcore punk underlinings, Slayer’s contribution to reducing the suck factor of the 1980s is undeniable. Proud of wearing ’70s metal on his sleeve, as well…

Kriss Kross’s Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly Dead at 34

Chris “Mac Daddy” Kelly was found dead in his Atlanta home yesterday. He was thirty-four years old. And while nothing is concrete, at the time of this writing, a drug overdose is suspected as the cause. But first, a confession. It is through the sheer power of thought and astral…

Top Five Deep Thoughts on Merengue-Pop Star Elvis Crespo

Born in New York City and reared in Puerto Rico, Elvis Crespo will forever be known as the baby-faced merengue-pop crooner behind the 1998 international smash hit “Suavemente.” At that burgeoning time of serious powerhouse Latin male vocalists, Crespo suffered from the fading memory of one-hit wonder Gerardo’s “Rico Suave”…

Breastaurant Playlist: Songs About Boobies

Breastaurants are not new. Marrying the appeal of breasts with suds and grilled meats dates back to the dawn of man. Organized versions of this traditional method of consumption can probably be traced back to the early ’80s and the introduction of the Hooters franchise. And while that franchise has…