Move Your Bacon

This time of year in South Florida might as well be called “5K Season” or “Run/Walk Season.” But just when you thought all those charity ambulations have lost all meaning and inspiration, one comes along that will have you lacing up your sneakers again: bacon. That’s right; when the going…

Virtual Dating Goes Full Reality

The popular app Tinder utilizes a user’s Facebook page to create a quick and easy-to-sum-up profile that then is available to other users within a pre-set geographical parameter. This is matchmaking in the digital age, and if it remotely sounds like an amalgam of voyeurism/espionage/digital stalking and smart-phone addiction, you…

Seven New Flavored Waters to Enhance Your Hydration

At some point, humanity discovered that water was essential to its well-being and that access to clean water was an important block in developing a community. The human body is approximately 60/65 percent water, and as such, its daily intake as a fluid or present in water-rich foods is corporeally…

Thug Kitchen’s Cookbook: Eat Like You Give a F*ck! (Explicit)

In that past few years, the culinary world has become a bit of a congested mess, with chefs turning into household names and Hollywood-caliber personalities bursting from the kitchen into the limelight. Fledgling epicurean operations have resorted to gimmickry and “shticks” in order to stand out in this oft-confusing sea…

The Great American Bacon Race 5K at Vista View Park

In the past, in the interest of maintaining a little bit of decorum and/or a public persona, most people would’ve never openly professed their love for bacon. That was probably due to the fact that bacon had been mistreated in the kitchen. Gone are the days of the Greasy Spoon’s…

Let There Be Offerings

Día de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, as it is known here, is a festive and fun time for families to reconnect with their roots and ancestors. You might not be Mexican or of Mexican descent, but if you’ve ever enjoyed an Irish funeral without being from the…

Celebrate National Hot Mulled Cider Day the Floridian Way, Late

It’s officially Autumn now, but you could be forgiven for not having noticed if you live in South Florida – though, relatively speaking, 87 is actually a nice break from the tortuous heat of summer. While “Food Holidays” are a fun and trendy way of enjoying certain foods we might…

Against All Authority’s Joe Koontz Reinvented as One-Man Band MC1

Reinvention usually makes you think of the chameleonic, the sham, the put-on, the need to reassess to remain relevant — negative connotations. Reinvention is, though, closer to rebirth in many instances, a chance for someone to evolve, not completely change but, in a way, improve. It is those who reinvent…

Top 12 Albums Turning 30 This Year

Believe it or not, but 1984 — be it Orwellian dystopia, a lousy time for hair products and fashion, or a year forever linked with Van Halen — was 30 years ago. It was also a busy year for music. There were hundreds of albums released as were a hefty…

Visit the Villagers

FAT (Flagler Arts and Technology) Village continues its ever-evolving conversation within Fort Lauderdale’s cultural importance. The four-block area continues to be a perfect storm of like-minded individuals and profitable entities of the advertising, social media, artistic, graphics, and film varieties with a solid peripheral cadre of eateries and bars, creating…

Florida Geek Scene Hosting Panel Discussion at PalmCon 2014

Scott Schlazer is a well-known member of South Florida’s ’90s music underground. Some might even say a bit of a provocateur. Affectionately referred to as Joo Scott or El Judio Peligroso, Schlazer was one of the more prolific zine-makers of the time period and was known for his opinionated stand…

Adam Matza and His iPad: On Making Music a New Kind of Way

Some people will remember Adam Matza from his days with the Baboons, pioneers of South Florida’s genre-defying musical amalgams that blended from everywhere and filtered out one heavily percussive party of lackadaisical fun. He’s been a poet and spoken-word performer before that was really a “thing” locally, and he’s also…

Laugh it Off

Oh boy, the NFL certainly keeps getting itself into more and more trouble these days with bullying scandals and domestic disputes. Sure, that kind of negativity will get all the headlines, but it is nice to see some positive news have some peripheral attachment to the league. Take, for example,…

How to Draw

Finally. Some art-related thing for the rest of us, the art-challenged masses. Remember when art was fun and not the equivalent of a stuffy cardigan sweater stuffed down the maw of a geriatric New York Jets’ fan? No wait, that could be art too, so never mind… The bottom line…

General Mills Buys Annie’s for $820 Million

General Mills – large corporation General Mills – has just put in a $820 million check for that most savory and ethical of supermarket choices, Annie’s Homegrown. Hippies, anti-GMOers, and other health-minded folks everywhere set to wailing and weeping at the news. Annie’s Homegrown already screwed the pooch by putting…

Mind Games

For the 2013/14 season, the Girls’ Club secured the curatorial services of artist/sibling duo the TM Sisters. The mission was to look into the vast array of art ephemera in the collection and engage it in a new manner. The sisters, Monica and Tasha, themselves visual artists in multiple genres,…