PalmCon Response: Why Would Nerds Cyberbully Little Old Me?

I’m writing this blog post in response to the overwhelming outcry in comments, podcasts, and cyberweirdness that I received regarding yesterday’s “PalmCon Probably the Most Depressing Comic Book Convention in History.” People like Jacob A. Hautner had this to say in an email: “the author and probably the editors should…

Should South Florida Impose a One-Day Waiting Period on Tattoos?

A distinguished, handsome Italian gentleman saunters into a Miami Beach tattoo shop that’s drenched in purple neon light. He’s dressed straight out of GQ magazine with his leather boat shoes and matching fedora. Not exactly the place’s typical clientele. Suku Rivera, manager of Salvation Tattoo on Washington Avenue, will never…

In Fort Lauderdale, Sex Shops Get Creative to Avoid Restrictions

The name Booby Trap Love Stuff connotes a certain level of trashiness. Although it’s shaped like a cottage and customers enter through castle-like wooden doors, they have to flash an ID before they can behold rows of phallic objects and feather boas. But the Fort Lauderdale store, located 397 feet…

In Fort Lauderdale, Sex Shops Get Creative to Avoid Restrictions

The name Booby Trap Love Stuff connotes a certain level of trashiness. Although it’s shaped like a cottage and customers enter through castle-esque wooden doors, they have to flash an ID before they can behold rows of phallic objects and feather boas. But the Fort Lauderdale store, located 397 feet…

South Beach Wanda: The Life and Death of a Pariah

Anthony Lee had to answer the door. Of course he did. If something needed to be done and done right, it was in the 49-year-old’s nature to take charge. Instead of pausing when he saw a stranger at his friend’s door, the bald giant with a quick temper demanded the…

Florida’s Metal Detector Fanatics Fight High Tide and Murky Laws

Brian Deutzman braces himself against the pounding surf just off South Beach and slowly waves his fluorescent-colored metal detector underwater. His eyes narrow as faint electronic beeps resonate in his oversize headphones. Tall, pale, and draped in a thin white shirt, he looks like a combination of a hipster Ghostbuster…