David Sedaris Brings His Hilarious Storytelling to the Parker Playhouse

The world is filled with long-winded storytellers and boring status updates about babies and dinner. Unless you’re Keith Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, Richard Branson, or some other filthy-rich British person, there’s a good chance your life is pretty mundane. Still, there are the rare few who can take a seemingly unexceptional…

Talking Shit (Literally) With Fat Mike From NOFX

“I’m pooping, but I’m good,” Fat Mike tells New Times over the phone. This is the NOFX frontman fans have grown to love over the past 30 or so years: blunt, mischievous, and gleefully unapologetic. Formed in 1983, the band has long been one of America’s preeminent punk outfits, riding…

The Winners and Losers of Tortuga Music Festival 2016

The fourth annual Tortuga Music Festival may be all said and done, but we’re still mulling it all over. For one thing, the fest expanded to three days this year. But if 2016’s numbers tell us anything, organizers may want to consider adding opening the gates on Thursday next year,…

Muddy Magnolias Are a Couple of Grown-Ass American Women

Just over two years into their professional relationship, Muddy Magnolias’ Kallie North and Jessy Wilson are already that couple finishing each other’s sentences. Their paths first crossed in Nashville, both searching for that big break, and their instant connection set everything in motion. North’s Southern roots meshed seamlessly with Wilson’s…

Eight Underrated Acts at Tortuga Music Festival 2016

The big names need no introduction: Blake Shelton, Dierks Bentley, and Tim McGraw will draw the biggest crowds of Tortuga 2016. But it’s the little guys, the wildcard acts at the massive, annual country-music beach party, that will provide the surprise thrills. Though most are relative newcomers, several of the…

Five Most Rancid Bands in Punk Rock

On Thursday, legendary punk revivalists Rancid return to Revolution Live to summon bruised memories of moshing and slam-dancing in the ’90s before setting sail on the Salty Dog Cruise with Flogging Molly and Frank Turner. Despite its name, Rancid has never stood out for being foul in any way. If…

Raunchy Punk-Rock Girls Thelma and the Sleaze Just Wanna Have Fun

They’re an all-female band with music videos that include bikini-clad girls wrestling and shoving hot dogs in each other’s mouths; albums with titles such as Heart Like a Fist and These Boots Won’t Lick Themselves (the latter containing a pair of songs called “Cum” and “Motortits”); and a look that…

Mutemath Dominates a Packed House at Revolution Live

It’s not always friendly within the confines of Revolution Live, the longstanding midsize music venue in downtown Fort Lauderdale. Even with its excellent production, multiple standing-room levels, and several bars, it can still feel stuffy at times — especially when a quality headliner draws a full house. One such headliner…

Bruce Springsteen: Boss or Bore?

Bruce Springsteen — the Boss, our beloved headband-wearing, blue-jeans-clad, all-American Everyman — is one of the most mind-numbing superstars in the history of rock ‘n’ roll. Over the course of a nearly five-decades-long career, Springsteen has solidified himself as a well-liked white dude from New Jersey who got rich making…

Diana Ross and Nine Other Musician-Turned-Actor Success Stories

Before there was Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child, there was Diana Ross and the Supremes. One of the original ’60s girl groups and by far the most successful, they gave us every great song with the word “love” in its title: “Baby Love,” “Stop! In the Name of Love,” and “Where…