BSO Crime Lab’s New Software May Not Hold Up in Court

Ever since a whistleblower pointed out that there might be some serious flaws in the DNA analysis performed by the Broward Sheriff’s Office, the crime lab has been in a tailspin. Its leaders are fighting to maintain accreditation and the Broward state attorney’s office has been forced to re-open as many…

Someone Needs to Hire Vanilla Ice as a Local Weatherman Already

Hurricanes sometimes bring out the best in people. Prime example: Vanilla Ice, one-hit wonder and white rapper, turns out to make an excellent weatherman.  From his home in Palm Beach, which he seems to be refusing to evacuate, Vanilla Ice (a.k.a Robert Matthew Van Winkle) has been posting periodic updates on the storm…

Hurricane Matthew May Take Revenge on Donald Trump

It’s looking possible that Florida in general, and Palm Beach in particular, will be hit not once but twice by Hurricane Matthew. This raises the question: will this be God’s revenge on Donald Trump? Will Mar-A-Lago, the private club that doubles as his Florida home, be swept away by the…

Ten Incredibly Dumb Things You Shouldn’t Do During a Hurricane

It’s beginning to look increasingly likely that Hurricane Matthew will hit Florida. Government agencies have been giving out typical advice: Have an emergency evacuation plan, stock up on non-perishable food and water, make sure you have extra flashlights and batteries, and so on. All good advice, but we figured some…

Florida Cracks Down on Venomous Snake Owners

Jason Calleri doesn’t usually tell people that he keeps venomous snakes as pets. “One of the first things people say is, ‘Do you have a girlfriend? Are you married?’” he explains. “It’s like I’m disgusting, and girls wouldn’t want to be around me.” Calleri, who is 42 years old and…

New Express Lane Poles May Actually Make I-95 More Dangerous

In April, Aledys Llorens was riding his motorbike in the I-95 express lanes through northwest Miami-Dade when a driver abruptly plowed through the orange plastic poles, cutting him off in the process. Llorens, a 28-year-old Hialeah resident who worked at Port Everglades and had a four-year-old daughter, couldn’t come to…