Lil B and Keke the Adopted Tabby Cat Release Feline Rap Song

It’s official. The feline community is taking over the world, possibly the universe. We knew it was only a matter of time. We thought nothing could top the adorable faces of such cats as Lil Bub and Spangles. But we were wrong.See also: – Q&A: Internet Sensation Lil Bub Spills…

Baja Beach Club Closes Doors After One Month

Once upon a time — in the ’90s — a magical spot known as Baja Beach Club sparkled in the heart of Fort Lauderdale. It was a place where Spring Break never stopped and the body shot was born. And for some crazy reason, a group of investors thought they…

The Twilight Saga‘s Five Best Musical Moments

Come Friday — or Thursday for the real Twi-Hards — it’s all coming to an end. That’s right, the vampire love story that captured the undivided attention of teenage girls and grown women, making their kids late for school, hair unwashed, dogs unwalked, wraps up in the final installment of…

10 Best Memes of 2012 in Honor of New Times Web Awards

The world wide web is a magical place! It’s a land of offensively cute cats, where girls don’t think twice about getting butthole tattoos, and where you can enjoy Ryan Gosling as both a feminist and a sex icon. See also:- Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Finale: Why This is…

South Florida Day of the Dead Celebration at FAT Village

On Friday night, the community celebrated and honored the dead, as the streets of Fort Lauderdale and the FAT Village arts district were transformed for the Mexican holiday, Dia de los Muertos. See also: – Photos: South Florida Day of the Dead celebration at FAT Village- Photos: Fort Lauderdale Day…

Halloween Guide 2012: Fort Lauderdale and Palm Beach County

The benefit to being an “adult” is that the best holiday Halloween (sorry, Christmas) doesn’t just fall on one scary day. Nope. The entire month of October is filled with opportunities to slather yourself in fake blood and pervertedly eye young’uns in slutty nurse costumes. Because you need to know where to wear…

Florence + the Machine – BB&T Center, Sunrise – September 26

Florence and the Machine with the Maccabees BB&T Center, SunriseSeptember 26, 2012Better than: Casting spells in a graveyard. “Turn to everyone around you. Kiss them. Hug them. Shake their hands. Get to know them. Make friends. Now you don’t have to be shy with them,” Florence Welch said halfway through…