What Does Glenn Beck Eat? Nuts.

Conservatives eat PB&J, pizza, and mac ‘n’ cheese for lunch. Liberals eat Thai and Indian cuisines. For dinner, conservatives chow down on fried chicken, meat loaf and steak; liberals go for green curries, Ethiopian food, and veggie burgers.  Conservatives like McDonald’s fries. Liberals like frites. Cheese-eating conservatives jones for Velveeta…

Agliolio in Wellington Offers Do-It-Yourself Menu

If you’re not a subscriber to our weekly Café Bites dining newsletter for Broward and Palm Beach counties, here’s a taste of what you missed this week. Click here to subscribe. The basic elements of human life are oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, garlic, and olive oil.Or at least…

Weirdos, Dicks and Iron Chefs

Well, the Next Iron Chef is Jose Garces, proprietor of six restaurants in Philadelphia and Chicago and dubbed (insulted?) by some as “the Latin Emeril,” who over the past weeks blew off nine other chefs from around the country and last night edged New York toque/pastry chef Jehangir Mehta to…

Cheap Wines That Don’t Suck Thanksgiving Edition

Cheap Wines That Don’t Suck (for Thanksgiving) There’s nothing like a holiday to bring the latent suckitude in everyone and everything. Sucky relatives, sucky jobs, sucky airports, sucky traffic, sucky food, sucky weather, sucky expectations. . . it’s a sucky world, and we’re just living in it.  But even if…

A Fowl Most Fair

The 15 minutes of that fat, stupid, ugly bird bred to have tits bigger than Dolly Parton’s are almost upon us, so you may be reasonably wondering what else to do with the Thanksgiving turkey besides jamming it in the oven to slowly incinerate while consuming immoderate amounts of alcohol…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck

If there’s anything suckier than cheap sparkling wine it probably ought to be illegal.  You’ve probably had your share, whether the ubiquitous black bottle or the fruit-infused swill that makes Kool-Aid taste like Chateau d’Yquem or any of the legion of insipid imitators lurking on supermarket shelves everywhere. In addition…

The Treasure of the Beaujolais

The release of the year’s nouveau Beaujolais every third Thursday of November is cause for celebration in France, and for 2009, it is in Pompano Beach too. From 6 to 8 tonight, Bispo’s Cellar (2112 E. Atlantic Blvd., Pompano Beach) will be pouring a trio of the light, fruity, easy-drinking…

Save That Sammie!

New Orleans’ iconic sandwich is under attack. What’s a poor boy to do?  Throw a party, what else?   That would be the third-annual New Orleans Po-Boy Preservation Festival, which takes place Sunday, November 22. More than three dozen restaurants will be on hand, slapping fried oysters, shrimp, catfish, soft-shell crab,…

Bons Temps to Roll Into Pompano With French Quarter Bar & Grill

The bons temps will roll into Pompano Beach come Monday, December 7, with the opening of The French Quarter Bar & Grill, a moderately priced N’awlins-style eatery from former Tarpon Bend general manager Gene Beach and local chef about town Michael Buterbaugh.  The Quarter adds to Broward’s meager stock of…

Atlantique Arrives on Atlantic in Delray

If you’re not a subscriber to our weekly Café Bites dining newsletter for Broward and Palm Beach counties, here’s a taste of what you missed this week. Click here to subscribe. Almost lost in the hype about all the newbies and newbies-to-be heading for Atlantic Avenue and environs in Delray…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck

When Piero Antinori produced the first Tignanello in the 1971, it was a real kick in the ass to rule- and tradition-bound Tuscan winemakers, most of whom had long been make Chianti in accordance with government regulation. At first 100 percent Sangiovese, later blended with varying amounts of Cabernet Sauvignon,…

Hoagie Heaven Comes to Boca

The folks who have been dishing up huge and hugely delectable meat blankets to sammie-savvy Browardites for 36 years have brought their overstuffed hoagies across the border to Boca Raton.  The fourth LaSpada’s Original Hoagies is now slapping together their appetite-busting eight- and 12-inch subs in The Commons shopping center,…

Six Things the Customer Should Always Do

If you’ve ever wondered why restaurant workers sometimes want to gouge their own eyes out or shave off all their body hair and stow away on a tramp steamer bound for Guatamala, New York restaurateur Bruce Buschel’s pair of blog posts that ran recently in the New York Times (part…

Palm Beach Steakhouse Serves Five-Hour Happy Hour

If you’re not a subscriber to our weekly Café Bites dining newsletter for Broward and Palm Beach counties, here’s a taste of what you missed this week. Click here to subscribe. “Happy hour” is sooo pre-recession. If you really want to show cash-strapped gazillionaires a deal, you gotta go “happy…

Cheap Wine That Doesn’t Suck

The (alleged) great cupcake craze — the Anna Nicole Smith of food fads — has seen its 15 minutes come, go, and be forgotten in less time that it takes to eat one of the goddamned things.  Cupcake wines, on the other hand, just might have some staying power, at…

Yo, Lardass!

Wanna know why your gut hits your ankles when you walk? Why your thighs have more ripples than the Gulf of Mexico in a hurricane? Why your ass is big enough to blot out the sun?  The “Twinkie Casserole” (24 Twinkies topped with caramel, mini marshmallows and brown sugar, topped…

Roxy’s Rocks on the Roof

If you want to get high at Roxy’s, come Saturday, Nov. 28, you actually can. Legally, even. That’s when the Clematis Street complex that includes Roxy’s Pub, 10@2 Saloon and Rome Nightclub is throwing a street-wide beerfest to celebrate the debut of its rooftop bar and restaurant, Roxy’s on the…