Last week, we brought you the story of a guy named Johnnie Blade who was walking around dangerously waving a sword used by the Klingons in Star Trek. It was a wacky, humorous story, and no one got hurt in the end (except for maybe the feelings of a few…
A website that posts sexually explicit photos of teenaged girls reportedly put up photos of students from Cypress Bay High School, according to morning show DJs at Power 96. See also: – Deputies Charge Cypress Bay’s Bathroom Peeper Normally, morning show DJs breaking news should be taken with an entire…
Walking home from a long day’s work, you’re bound to find a few things lying in the street and/or bushes: old clothes, bus passes, cash, shoes, license plates, babies. A woman walking home from work Thursday afternoon found a days-old baby boy swaddled in a blanket sleeping in some bushes…
The Miami Heat is currently riding a nine-game winning streak through a subtle yet delicate and refined mixture of sound fundamental basketball and relentlessly and mercilessly smashing opponents in the face. The latest victim of the maelstrom of ass-bludgeoning was the Chicago Bulls. Battling through a sloppy first half, a…
State Sen. Joe Abruzzo has jumped headfirst into the NCAA-versus-UM fracas. Abruzzo, a Democrat, has sent a formal letter to Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi to investigate the NCAA for its tainted investigation of the University of Miami…
The University of Central Florida has halted fraternity and sorority activities in order to get a handle on the multiple reports of hazing and alcohol abuse among frats, and that so, as the school puts it, “Greek culture reflects the values of the UCF Creed.” In 2011 UCF’s Sigma Chi…
The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or GIF of the day. Today, we feature a grand collection of the greatest Chris Bosh GIFs evaaar! Because, the haters can suck it. (Especially Little William, or whatever the hell his name is.)…
On Tuesday, we told you about how Jesus Football Tim Tebow was slated to speak at the Gay-Hating, Jew-Hating, Muslim-Hating, but Christianity-Is-All-About-Love First Baptist Dallas Church. The church is led by the very Christ-like Rev. Robert Jeffress, who once eruditely proclaimed that we’ve all been brainwashed into accepting The Gays…
There’s always concern when a team on a hot streak gets assaulted by the NBA All-Star game and everyone’s gotta stop playing so the media can make a big deal out of Kobe Bryant’s blocking LeBron James’ shot in the most meaningless game of the year. And that concern was…
Rick Scott, GOPer champion of Defiance Toward All Things Obummercare was not, would not, could not, wouldn’t, under any circumstances, implement Medicaid if he had anything to say about it. He said Medicaid wouldn’t do anyone any good and even went so far as to give out botched math to…
Rico Petrocelli, the broke Broward Republican chairman, has decided to go all Roberto Duran on us and say no mas. See also: – Rico Petrocelli, Broward County Republican Chairman, Broke as a Bad Joke The Broward Republican Executive Committee issued a statement on Petrocelli’s resignation, while the man himself is…
Turns out that swallowing craploads of cocaine is a bad idea on multiple levels. Sixty-five-year-old Norman Mosch wanted to smuggle cocaine out of Jamaica. A LOT of cocaine. So, he decided to swallow pellets packed with cocaine to do so. A LOT of pellets. But, as it turns out, using…
The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or GIF of the day. In what is the most real-life metaphor in the history of humankind, Marlins star slugger Giancarlo Stanton got hit in the head by a fastball pitch… from his own Marlins teammate. The pitch came from Jose…
John Nevins, a Hollywood Police Department sergeant who retired in April 2012 after serving on the force for 30 years, is under investigation for allegedly ganking as much as $175,000 from an evidence locker. He also allegedly took about $200 worth of office supplies from the department storeroom. According to…
Can’t a dude lie on his couch and scratch his balls in peace without his ole lady hassling him? Well, one man decided to take a stand to being able to nutscratch as a free man whenever he damned well pleases. Unfortunately, he went about it the wrong way, pushed…
Ay yay yay, Florida. Why do you work so hard at being terrible? The domestic partnership bill that would have created a domestic partnership law, which would have given unmarried couples some of the same rights married couples have in Florida, has officially been scrapped. The Florida Senate committee pulled…
The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or GIF of the day.We usually like to reserve The Daily Look At This! for funny, sardonic, humorous GIFs and/or videos.But then we came across this photo today and thought HOLY SMOKES LOOK AT HOW FIRGGIN CUTE THIS TINY BABY TURTLE…
Florida Atlantic University has finally sold the naming rights to its football stadium. FAU and the GEO Group are set to finalize a deal on Tuesday to let the company have the naming rights. The GEO Group, which was founded by George Zoley, who received his bachelor’s and master’s at…
Shining Beacon of Light Marco Rubio called President Obama’s first draft on immigration reform “dead on arrival” yesterday, saying that the president’s bill “repeats the failures of past legislation” and that the bill will die as soon as it enters the hallowed halls of Congress just like every past, present,…
Former Florida Gator star quarterback and God’s favorite football player, Tim Tebow, will be doing that thing where he talks about how Jesus is his homeboy at the First Baptist Dallas Church on April 28. And that’s cool, if you’re into that sort of thing. Problem is, the First Baptist…
Last October, we told you about Ana Gloria Garcia-Gutierrez, the Pinellas County woman who was arrested for hopping on top of a manatee and riding it like it was a horse. See also: -Accused Manatee Molester Is on the Loose in St. Petersburg -Manatee Molester Ana Gloria Garcia-Gutierrez Arrested And now…
High five, West Palm Beach! The First Lady, Michelle Obama, has just named you a Preserve America Community — a federally funded program that recognizes communities for their work in enhancing heritage. Mrs. Obama sent a letter congratulating West Palm residents for their “vision and dedication.” This now makes West…
