Apparently Ohioans being butthurt about LeBron James leaving Cleveland to join the Miami Heat is still a thing. So much so that the State of Ohio has been receiving requests for vanity plates that express hatred for all things LeBron. Because it’s not enough to call a sports talk radio…
Today is National Signing Day, the day when high school football stars declare which college they’ll be attending. One of those players is South Plantation High five-star running back Alex Collins, who earlier this week committed to attend Arkansas over closer-to-home University of Miami. Turns out, at least one person…
The Boy Scouts were all set to vote today on whether they would allow gay members to join, because for their entire existence, the Scouts didn’t want no gays coming in and gaying up their khaki-short-shorts-bandanna-wearing boys-only club. But now comes the announcement that the vote has been delayed until…
The Miami Marlins held a fan/player meet-and-greet at the Hollywood Dave & Busters last night where they literally could have dressed the guy who hands out prize tickets in a suit and told people he was one of the new players and no one would have batted an eye. Meanwhile,…
You could be deciding whether cats and dogs live or die come November 2014. On Tuesday, Broward County commissioners debated an initiative that would let voters decide if taxes should be raised to prevent thousands of feral animals and unwanted pets from being put to sleep. So far, three of…
The Miami Dolphins are off to a good start as far jumping into the Fleecing Tax Payers Pants Party stadium renovation party goes. Lawmakers in the Florida Senate Commerce Committee gave unanimous support to a bill that would secure taxpayer money to cover half of the planned $400 million upgrades…
We’ve been telling you about Andre “Loki” Barbosa, the 23-year-old Brazilian squatter who moved into a $2.5 million Boca mansion via the vague “adverse possession” Florida property law. As we reported, Loki has issues with Bank of America, which served an eviction notice last week. See also: -Andre “Loki” Barbosa,…
A guy was arrested over the weekend for drunk driving. Except that the vehicle he was drunk driving in was a motorized shopping cart. And the place he was drunk driving was inside a Walmart. Because, you know, FLORIDA! But hey, if there was ever an incentive for getting shitfaced before…
Back in April of 2009, Heath Miller, a popular band teacher at H.L. Watkins Middle School in Palm Beach Gardens, was arrested and charged with sexually assaulting four of his eighth-grade female students. See also: A Popular Band Teacher Killed a Man, Then Was Accused of Raping His Own Students…
As we’ve pointed out here before, LeBron James’ game is more than just taking shots and making dunks. It is insanely balls-out efficient. Last night against the visiting Charlotte Bobcats, LeBron showed that his massive efficiency grades were currently at gamma ray levels, going 13-for-14 — a nut-demolishing 98.2 field-goal…
Last week, we told you about how FBI agents raided the West Palm Beach medical office of Dr. Salomon Melgen, an eye doctor and contributor to New Jersey Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez. Melgen also may or may not have provided the senator with underaged Dominican hookers. Then, we told you…
AARP has 2.8 million members in Florida, and a good number of them want people to stop it with all the texting and driving already. Mostly because they’re not sure what texting is. Is it for sex? We kid, we kid. It’s really dangerous, and people shouldn’t text and drive…
True the Vote, a nonpartisan, nonprofit grassroots organization whose mission seems to be to keep election integrity, is suing the St. Lucie County and Florida Supervisor of Elections after they supposedly botched the Allen West-Patrick Murphy recount back in November. Specifically, the group is looking to get election authorities to…
Horrifying and sad news out of Boynton Beach as police say a man killed his two youngest sons and then himself as a punishment to their mother. According to police, Victoria Zavala called police to her home on SW Eighth Ave. about 1:50 a.m. Saturday after her husband, Isidro Zavala,…
So yesterday, we reported that Donald Trump was harassing rapper Mac Miller on Twitter over a song the artist recorded called “Donald Trump,” which Trump actually liked but then got weird about it when the song went viral. Trump send out a series of tweets calling Miller an ungrateful dog…
Ponzi schemer Scott Rothstein’s wife, Kim Rothstein, pleaded guilty on Friday on her conspiracy charge to commit money laundering after it was discovered that she and her pals concealed more than $1 million worth of jewelry from the federal government, including a 12.08-carat diamond ring worth 450 grand. Her hubby…
Chris Bosh is a beloved figure ’round these parts. He’s a half-man, half-dinosaur, he has a silky smooth jumpshot, and he’s the greatest photobomber in the history of the NBA. Now he’s looking to endear himself with us even more with his latest commercial (costarring Ray Allen!), in which he…
The Sun Sentinel’s Dave Hyde picked the wrong damned time to coddle Dan Marino. Five days before the New York Post broke the Marino love-child story, Hyde wrote a piece on the Dolphins quarterback’s work with autism. And that’s cool. However, the first paragraph in that column read thusly: People…
On Wednesday, we told you about how FBI agents raided the West Palm Beach medical office of Dr. Salomon Melgen, an eye doctor and contributor to New Jersey Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez, who also may or may not have provided the senator with underaged Dominican hookers. See also: – FBI…
Apparently, there’s a rap song out there called “Donald Trump,” and apparently the actual Donald Trump isn’t happy about it. So, as he does with everything he is unhappy about — Obama, the girl from Twilight cheating on her boyfriend, starting a revolution because people voted for Obama over Romney…
Katina Collins was walking around kicking people in the balls on Tuesday, allegedly. And since randomly kicking people in the crotch is generally frowned upon, cops were called in to investigate and put a stop to all the ball-kicking. According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, a deputy responded to…
It didn’t take long for rapper Rick Ross to come out and comment about almost being shot earlier this week. Although his comments came via a rap verse (listen to the rhyme after the jump). Meanwhile, police recovered 18 bullet casings at the Las Olas Boulevard site where Ross and…
