Connie Mack Closing Gap With Bill Nelson, According to Poll

According to a new Tampa Bay Times/Bay News 9 poll conducted by Mason-Dixon Polling & Research, it seems that Cornelius Harvey McGillicuddy The Fourth is gaining on Sen. Bill Nelson. What once seemed like an insurmountable lead has shrunk with Connie Mack now down by only three points, 47 percent…

Dolphins Demolish Jets, Lose Tannehill to Injury

Rex Ryan wanted his New York Jets to put hot sauce on Reggie Bush. He then demanded an apology from Bush when Reggie dared talk back. LaRon Landry then told the media that Reggie would remember the hit he took in week three, saying, “I’m not going to stop hitting…

Miami Dolphins at New York Jets Preview

The last time the Dolphins met the Jets, in Week 3, Reggie Bush had to leave the game with a knee injury, Derrelle Revis tore his ACL, Ryan Tannehill threw a back-breaking pick-6, and Dan Carpenter forgot how to kick field goals. The Jets won in OT 23-20. Since then,…

Yup, the Sun-Sentinel Endorsed Mitt Romney

The Sun-Sentinel has come out and decided to endorse the candidate who thinks Syria is Iran’s route to the sea. That’s right. The paper that is owned by JP Morgan Chase and some hedge funds, thinks that child molesters are a riot and is run by a dude who declared…

Hurricane Sandy Brings More Rain and Wind Today

As expected, Hurricane Sandy has left a big honking mess of things with wind and rain and rain and SO. MUCH. RAIN.Fortunately, there have been no widespread power outages or any serious emergencies caused by the storm Today’s 8 a.m. update from the National Hurricane Center says that she has…

Dolphins and Jets Players Getting Into War of Words

The Miami Dolphins and New York Jets have apparently gotten into a war of words in the past couple of days. It all started on Wednesday, when Jets Coach Rex Ryan declared his anger toward Reggie Bush after the running back made some comments following their first game a few…

Hurricane Sandy Bringing Lots of Wind and Rain Today

If you’ve been outside yet, you’ve noticed a couple of things. It’s raining. It’s windy. It’s a little chilly. And it’s raining. Mostly, though, it’s raining. Yes, the crappy weather this morning and pretty much throughout the rest of today is courtesy of Hurricane Sandy, who is right now plowing…

Palm Beach County Voters Still Waiting on Absentee Ballots

A couple of weeks ago, we told you about how 60,000 Palm Beach County absentee ballots got screwed up by a printing error, and how said ballots had already been mailed out to voters, and visions of the nightmare that was the election of 2000 are dancing in everyone’s heads…

Barnes & Noble Stores in South Florida Breached By Identity Thieves

If you recently made a purchase at one of ten different Barnes & Noble stores throughout South Florida, you may want to check your bank statement for any unusual purchases. You may also want to change your PIN number. According to the FBI, identity thieves breached PIN pad devices at stores in…

FAU Ranked 31st on Annual Trojan Condoms Study

College students have a lot of sex. This much you already knew.But what you might not have known is that they’re being smart about it. Especially here in Florida.Safe sex awwriiight!!Trojan Condoms did their annual rankings how healthy college students’ sex life is on 141 U.S. colleges and universities. And,…

New Times Videographer Flips Bird on Fox News During Live Broadcast

A “mystery man” with press credentials gave the middle finger to hundreds of thousands of Fox News viewers on Monday. Former General and presidential candidate Wesley Clark was being interviewed by pundit Shepard Smith at Boca’s Lynn University. At about 2 p.m., Clark was answering questions from Smith about that…

Five Things Donald Trump’s “Big” Announcement Could Be UPDATED

Donald Trump will be making a “very, very big” announcement today that might change the course of the presidential election but probably won’t because Donald Trump is an attention-whoring dipshit. But that isn’t keeping us from talking about it because everyone loves to stare at a train wreck. Particularly a…

Tropical Storm Sandy May Make a Mess of Things

Hey, everybody! More rain on the way! Yoopeeee!! The National Hurricane Center issued a tropical storm watch from Jupiter Inlet down South Florida’s east coast to the Keys. No need to grab those flashlights and board up the house, but it is going to get crazy wet. Forecasters expect storm…

Barack Obama Hits Up Delray Beach for Postdebate Rally

A day after taking a horse to Mitt Romney (or was it a bayonet?) in the third and final presidential debate, President Obama hit up Delray Beach for a Romnesia party. Barry Barack held his rally at the Delray Beach Tennis Center, where he harped on Romney’s forgetfulness and flip-floppery…

Ozzie Guillen Fired by the Miami Marlins

In keeping with the long and storied tradition of blaming the managers and never, ever the decision-making by the ownership and front office, the Miami Marlins have announced that they have fired manager Ozzie Guillen. Marlins baseball operations President Larry Beinfest released a statement: “After careful consideration following the disappointment…

Wayne Treacy Sentenced to 20 Years for Beating of Josie Lou Ratley

Back in July, Wayne Treacy was found guilty of attempted first-degree murder after he attacked 15-year-old Josie Lou Ratley with his steel-toed boots after she taunted him by making fun of his dead brother in a text. Ratley suffered permanent brain damage after the attack. The prosecution presented text messages…

Broward County Commission to Vote on Proposed Wage Theft Ordinance

Back on October 9, the Broward County Commission debated on instituting a Wage Recovery Ordinance that would help unpaid workers recover their wages when their employers don’t pay the correct amount (or, in some case, don’t pay period). The vote was delayed until Tuesday, October 23, at 2 p.m. This…