LeBron James’ New Nike Shoes Will Be Most Expensive Ever

Since the late-80s, Nike has been trying to tell America that guys like Michael Jordan and LeBron James are awesome at basketball because of their footwear. And America has bought it (literally). People have forked over up to $250 bucks for sneakers named after NBA stars. But now, if you…

Diana Nyad Ends Her Quest To Swim From Cuba to Florida

Marathon swimmer, 62-year old Diana Nyad, has attempted to swim from Cuba to Florida four times because she’s vastly more badass that you are. Nyad first tried to cross the Florida Straights in 1978 when she was 28-year-old. Back then, she swam inside a steel shark cage. She ended her quest after…

Two Brothers Disrupt Movie, One of Them Gets Tasered

Two brothers were arrested after they disrupted a movie and then tried to fight a cop at the Cinemark multiplex movie theater on Airport Road Sunday night.(The Sun-Sentinel reports that the movie was Expendables 2, which would be so perfect) According to the police report, Jonathan Zapata, 24, and his…

Murder Suspect, Felipe Alex Torrealba, On The Run

Felipe Alex Torrealba, wanted in connection with a Broward County murder, is on the run again after BSO homicide detectives tracked him to his southwest Florida home. The 26-year old Torrealba, fled authorities Thursday night just before they arrived at the Lehigh Acres home near Fort Myers, where he was…

Ryan Tannehill Announced As Week 1 Starter For Dolphins

Well, that didn’t take long.Joe Philbin just spoiled tomorrow’s episode of Hard Knocks because earlier this afternoon, he announced that rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill will be the Dolphins Week 1 starter. Let’s everybody go crazy with irrational expectations! FUCK YEA!Taken with the eighth overall pick of the 2012 draft, Tannehill is…

Showtime Is Canceling The Franchise

The Marlins have been so bad this season, even Showtime is giving up on them. MLB Productions, Showtime and the team have announced that Wednesday’s episode of The Franchise will be the last of the season. The Franchise, which shows the ins-and-outs of a major league baseball team, was originally slated…

Ryan Tannehill Is Mixed Bag In Debut

Ryan Tannehill got his first NFL start on Friday, and things went exactly as you’d expect them to go when it’s the Miami Dolphins: not great.That’s not to say Tannehill was a disaster. He was sharp, made nice throws, and showed a knack for the offense. It’s just that the…

Paul Ryan Talks Medicare, Uses Mom As Mascot to Make His Point

Paul Ryan made his campaign stop in Florida this weekend where he introduced his mom to a bunch of old rich retired white people to make his point that he won’t take away their Medicare. The spry, enthusiastic 78-year old Betty Ryan Douglas trotted out on stage with her son and…

Miami Dolphins at Carolina Panthers: Five Things To Look For

The Dolphins’ second pre-season game tonight against the Carolina Panthers should be interesting, in that the entire roster remains in flux with five weeks left to go before the season starts.Players are injured, the receiving corps is a huge question mark, and our once-reliable kicker is now just a mound…

Allen West: Dems Are “Afraid of Black Conservatives”

See also:Allen West Is a Troll, How Allen West Uses the Military and Ignores Its Biggest Problems, Allen West Not Paying Payroll Taxes on Campaign WorkersAllen West spoke with Fox News’ Sean Hannity last night and got all mad at them race baiting Democrats who are using the “race card”…

Ryan Tannehill to Start for Dolphins Tonight

With first-team quarterback David Garrard down four to six weeks with a knee injury suffered when playing in the pool with his kids and second-string quarterback Matt Moore being a puppet and all, the Miami Dolphins will turn to first-round rookie pick Ryan Tannehill to start tonight’s preseason game at…

Cops: Mom Forgot Her Child in the Store for an Hour

Most parents have experienced that terrifying moment while shopping when they lose sight of a child for a moment. A Fort Pierce woman had that experience too — for an hour.According to police, a 3-year-old boy was sitting all alone and crying in an aisle at the Deals’ Dollar Tree…

Republican Gay-Rights Group, GOProud, to Throw Party at RNC

The 2012 RNC is about to get faaaaabulous!The gay conservative group GOProud will hold its Homocon 2012 event following the Republican National Convention in Tampa.”Homocon 2012 will be the must have ticket for the RNC,” the executive director and cofounder of GOProud, Jimmy LaSalvia, says on the group’s website.The event will…

Broward Police Arrest a Man Named Jackmeoff

Broward cops arrested a man who claims to be named Jackmeoff Mudd last Friday night.The 54-year-old Jackmeoff was taken in on six charges, including assault, disorderly conduct, and possessing alcohol in a public area.Jackmeoff also rubbed the cops the wrong way, because he was also booked on charges of resisting…