A Miramar teen was shot in the head on Thursday night, by what police suspect was a stray bullet fired outside the teen’s home during celebrations for the Miami Heat’s NBA championship victory. Brandon Reid, 15, was shot just below the ear from a bullet that came through the sliding…
Nick Wallenda, the self-desribed “King of the High Wire,” from Sarasota, Florida, completed a historic 1,400-foot high-wire walk across the Grand Canyon on Sunday. The event was broadcast live (with a ten-second delay in case things turned, uh, bad) on the Discovery Channel and was also shown around the world…
So there was Chris Bosh, sitting on the stage, championship lid on his head, soaking in the amazeballs feeling it is to be a two-time NBA Champion, when it was all almost undone by a single piece of falling confetti. See also: Chris Bosh’s Greatest GIFs And, even as we…
Has Tony Stark turned to a life of crime?? Or is this a sinister plot by the Mandarin to frame Iron Man? Or maybe it’s just a dude in an Iron Man mask robbing a bank in Flagler County. Yeah, we’re gonna go with that theory…
After the Miami Heat players clobbered the San Antonio Spurs and crushed the spirits of Heat Haterz America and got their trophy, T-shirts, and caps, they headed into the locker room to spray champagne on one another and get the crazy started. The Miami Herald’s Kabir Khiatani took some video…
After a gut-wrenching series that featured ups and downs and had all our balls in our stomachs, the Miami Heat has completed its quest for back-to-back championships and defeated the San Antonio Spurs in an epic Game 7. LeBron James brought the devastation, scoring 37 points, grabbing 12 rebounds, and…
Exodus International, a religious organization whose motto for the past three decades has to been to “help” gays find “freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus Christ,” has decided to close down and apologize to the gay community. In an unprecedented move for a Christian organization with the mission…
A Florida man wanted to steal himself a vehicle, so he decided to flag down the first car that came his way so he could carjack it. A woman driving down 50th Avenue in Escambia County slowed down when she spotted the man waving her down, pretending he needed help…
Steve Silva of Boston.com is reporting via his Twitter that former Florida Gator and current New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez will be arrested in connection with the murder of Odin Lloyd. Reports had originally said Hernandez was not a suspect in the 27-year-old man’s death, but now things seem to…
Here we are. Game 7 has arrived, and all the happy good fun times of that crazy Game 6 victory have turned back to angst-ridden nervousness. We’d be having a lot more fun with this if our balls weren’t in our assholes right now. Still, it’s here, and we need…
Mike Florio, who runs the NFL website Pro Football Talk, got into some Twitter beef with the Jacksonville Jaguars mascot, Jaxson de Ville, on Wednesday night. We were hoping this was a case of an NFL “writer” having some good clean fun with a cartoon character to entertain their respective…
Deborah Tersigni, a 44-year-old Davie school teacher, has been charged with child abuse after she allegedly restrained an 8-year-old intellectually and physically handicapped student. She also reportedly sat on top of the student, a Broward County School Police report says…
It looks like former Rep. and Forever CommieNazi Hunter Colonel Allen West won’t rule out running against Marco Rubio in the GOP primary in 2016. Yes, 2016 is three years away. And yes, that’s a long time and anything can happen and, oh yeah, Obama is still president. But that…
Police are confirming that two people were found dead early Wednesday morning inside the Dreyfoos School of the Arts in West Palm Beach. According to West Palm Beach Police, one of the people found dead was a custodian at the school…
Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds away from having their hearts ripped out of their chests and their souls condemned to a weary and…
A Florida man was talking on his cell phone in Orange Avenue in Orlando on Sunday when he went and allegedly punched a police horse in the rear, according to police. The mounted cops were trying to clear the streets of pedestrians, since it was 2:45 in the morning. See…
Kaitlyn Hunt’s attorney has asked the judge presiding over the case to remove himself. Turns out, Circuit Judge Robert Pegg set a trial date for Hunt for September. See also: -Kaitlyn Hunt, Florida Teen, Arrested and Expelled From School For Gay Relationship -Kaitlyn Hunt’s Attorney Asking Judge to Limit Her…
Apparently the Palm Beach County School district owes the City of West Palm Beach a crapload of money. More than $200,000, in fact. The money owed is from a year’s worth of storm drain fees (which really worked to PERFECTION during Tropical Storm Andrea), and now city officials are saying…
Looks like literally every living thing in Florida wants a handout these days! What is this? Mother Russia? First, people want the government to help them pay for their obscenely high and burdensome medical bills. Pfft! Then, people want the government to make it OK for businesses to keep paying…
Marco Rubio was once hailed as the Golden Boy Savior of America’s Grand Ole Party and the next for-sure president of the United States. But now he’s suddenly making a lot of peeps in his own party super mad because of all this immigration reform talky-talk. The latest Angry GOPer…
A judge ordered the release of former Dolphins receiver Chad Johnson from his 30-day sentence in the clink after he apologized on Monday morning for smacking his lawyer in the ass in court last week. The Artist Formerly Known As Ocho Cinco had spent seven days in jail before today’s…
Rick Scott, in an apparent mission to blow up every possible bridge linking him to re-election in 2014, signed a bill on Friday banning paid sick leave for Floridians, because, as much as they love to talk up how they hate Big Government and Bengazziiii and TAXES BAD, the GOPers…
