Fort Lauderdale Magazine Releases First Issue, Includes Story on Obese Cat

We’ve got some high-brow competition. And we know him well. This month, 20,000 copies of Fort Lauderdale Magazine flooded local mailboxes while another 10,000 copies are working there way into doctors offices, law firms, and the buildings of other professionals fancy enough to have waiting rooms.The editorial brains behind the new publication: Eric…

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Looks to Clamp Down on Illegal Turtle Trade

There’s a black market for everything, even turtles. Last month, we told you about an extensive sting operation led by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service that took down a local yokel who was illegally smuggling turtles to China. It turns out this wasn’t a one-off incident. Turtle smuggling is a big…

Five Future Career Options Allen West Should Consider

Allen West isn’t giving up without a fight. Even though the incumbent Commie hunter lost by 0.8 percent to Patrick Murphy, he’s demanding a recount. A West Palm Beach court is slated to hear West’s case for an injunction today at noon. But his energy will surely be better spent polishing…

I’m Not Voting Today, and I Don’t Know Why

Today I will not vote. I didn’t vote early or by absentee ballot either. I am 29 years old and have never voted. Worst of all, I can’t explain why. I’m not a political junkie, but I’m certainly not apathetic or undecided. My blood boiled when Mitt Romney made a joke…

Florida Whooping Cough Cases Hit Ten-Year High

We’ve been predicting it for months, and new data from the Department of Health now confirm it. Whooping cough cases are the highest they’ve been in Florida for the past decade, and probably a lot longer than that. As of Tuesday, there have an astonishing 515 cases around the state, according to DOH…

Buju Banton Issues Statement After Judge Delays Resentencing

A set of motions filed Monday night delayed the resentencing of reggae singer Buju Banton on a federal gun charge.One motion again asked for the judge to reconsider resentencing Buju, while the other requested an entirely new trial on all charges based on New Times reporting that indicates a juror…

Buju Banton’s Attorney Asks Judge to Reconsider Original Sentence

Less than a week before Buju Banton walks into a Tampa courtroom for re-sentencing on a gun charge, the reggae singer’s attorney has asked the judge to reconsider the ten year sentence that he’s currently serving on two drug charges.It’s the latest development in a drawn out and complex legal…

Floridians Love Overdosing On Prescription Drugs, Especially Benzos

Deaths in Florida caused by oxycodone dropped nearly 18 percent, yet the pain drug remains one of the top killers in the state, according to a report from the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.The report, released Wednesday, shows that deaths from benzodiazepines jumped 13 percent in 2011 and were the…

Dream Defenders Protest Presidential Debate at Lynn University

Both Obama and Romney have promised to overhaul the country’s cumbersome and costly immigration system. Yet there was little talk about how they would actually do so over the course of three debates.The Dream Defenders were one of the groups protesting the debate at Lynn University, and they sent along…

Bigfoot Craigslist Ad Plagiarized? Sort Of

Move over Jonah Lehrer, Gerald Posner, and Jayson Blair. There’s a new plagiarist in town.Last week, New Times revealed that a help-wanted ad on Craigslist from a nonprofit in Pensacola for a Bigfoot researcher was a well-crafted prank. We tracked down Tyler Reeves, the alleged brains behind the ad, and…

Florida Bigfoot Researcher Ad on Craigslist Just A Hilarious Prank

My brain exploded with excitement earlier this week. The catalyst: A help-wanted ad on Craigslist from a nonprofit in Pensacola for a Bigfoot researcher. The necessary qualifications were stringent, and the job duties exhaustive. Not only was the chosen researcher expected to develop an “actionable tracking program in designated geographic area,” but he or she…