Getting Medieval

Funny how gaming’s most epic genre — the role-playing game — often feels the most limited in scope. After all, how many ways can we traverse a medieval land, defeat the orcs, rescue the girl, save the world, and level up along the way? Never enough times would be the…

Bend It Like Bowser

The first worthwhile online-compatible game for the Wii has finally arrived. And in at least one way, Mario Strikers Charged is just like real soccer: Sometimes it scores, and sometimes it’s just a kick in the balls. The sequel to Super Mario Strikers, Mario Strikers Charged continues the Nintendo tradition…

Star Dreck

Stupid videogame logic, rule number 154: When thousands of fugly, bloodthirsty aliens take over a spaceship, it’s best to send in a lone woman with a flamethrower. That’s the entire plot of Alien Syndrome, a pseudo sequel to Sega’s 1987 “run ‘n’ gun” arcade game of the same name. And…

Mechanical Bull

Examining the roots of Transformers: The Game is deep stuff: It’s a videogame based on a movie based on a cartoon based on a toy. But unlike most laughably forced movie tie-in games (DaVinci Code for the PS2, anyone?), there’s good sense in creating one devoted to giant robots beating…

All Class

Publisher: Nintendo

Platform: Wii

Price: $49.99

ESRB Rating: E (for Everyone)

Score: 8 (out of 10)

Rolling Paper

Publisher: Nintendo

Platform: Wii

Price: $49.99

ESRB Rating: E (for Everyone)

Score: 9.5 (out of 10)

Hot Mama

Publisher: Majesco

Platform: Wii

Price: $49.99

ESRB Rating: E (for Everyone)

Score: 7 (out of 10)

For the Birds

A video game about birds flying biplanes makes as much sense as a game about fish captaining submarines, but there are far bigger gripes to be found in Wing Island for the Wii. “In a world ruled by birds,” explains the manual’s grim version of the future, Sparrow Wing Jr…

Hell on Wheels

Publisher: 2K Games

Platform: PS2, PSP

Price: $29.99

ESRB Rating: T (for Teen)

Score: 2.5 (out of 10)

Channel Surfing

So you’ve beaten Zelda and can hurl a 90 mph fastball in Wii Sports without shattering your 50-inch plasma. Now what? It’s time to explore the rest of the “channels” — some of them included with your Wii, and most free to download. Like cable TV, Nintendo’s offerings range from…

Mustache Ride

Publisher: Nintendo

Platform: Wii

Price: $49.99

ESRB Rating: E+10

(Everyone 10+)

Score: 9 (out of 10)

A Legendary Outing

Publisher: Nintendo

Platform: Wii, Game Cube

Price: $49.99

ESRB Rating: T for Teen

Score: 10 (out of 10)

Encore Performance

Publisher: Red Octane

Platform: PlayStation 2

Price: $49.99 (game only), $79.99 (with controller)

ESRB Rating: T (for Teen)

Score: 8.5 (out of 10)

Dejá Dance

Publisher: Konami

Platform: PS2

Price: $39.99

ESRB Rating: E+10 (for Everyone 10+)

Score: 8 (out of 10)

Monkey Trials

Publisher: Sega

Platform: Game Cube, PS2, PSP

Price: $39.99

ESRB Rating: E (for Everyone)

Score: 4 (out of 10)

Glacial Profiling

Publisher: Square Enix

Platform: PSP

Price: $39.99

ESRB Rating: T (for Teen)

Score: 7 (out of 10)

Trail of Tears

Publisher: 2K Games

Platform: Xbox 360, PC

Price: $59.99

ESRB Rating: M (for Mature)

Score: 6 (out of 10)

Beat Down

Publisher: Konami

Platform: PlayStation 2

Price: $59.99

ESRB Rating: E 10+ (for Everyone Over 10)

Score: 3 (out of 10)

Cowboy Up

Publisher: Konami

Platform: PlayStation 2

Price: $39.99

ESRB Rating: E 10+ (for Everyone Over 10)

Score: 9 (out of 10)

Sonic Bust

Publisher: Sega

Platform: PlayStation 2, Game Cube

Price: $39.99

ESRB Rating: E (for Everyone)

Score: 5 (out of 10)