Orbweaver Releases Magical Multicolored Vinyl EP

South Florida’s troupe of fearlessly experimental extremists, Orbweaver released its debut extended player Strange Transmissions From the Neuralnomicon last year to a chorus of critical interest. The media and audience were seemingly as enthralled as perplexed by the ambitious group’s Lovecraftian take on heavy metal. The limited-edition cassette of the…

Top 10 South Florida Tinder Photo Clichés

Tinder is a trip, man. For those who have been afforded the opportunity to get out there and get their swipe on in multiple states, there is no question that the variety and disparity of people looking for some action between different 38-mile radii is vast. Much like an area…

Everymen’s Capt’n Bobo: “I Am Living My Dream”

Lake Worth does certain things exceedingly better than the rest of South Florida, like how the area breeds hippies with uncanny efficiency. Between Tacos Al Carbon and Lupitas, Lake Worth’s authentic Mexican cuisine game is untouchable. Also, the city has spawned and sustained a unique music community entirely its own,…

Aimee Mann of the ’80s: You’re My Dream Girl

Today, as I walked through a grocery store deep in the forsaken guts of suburbia, ‘Til Tuesday’s sole major hit, “Voices Carry,” gently wafted down from the speakers dangling off of the exposed girders overhead. A nearly forgotten jam from yesteryear that most listeners gloss over with ease in such…

Say Anything Return to Fort Lauderdale with New Sound

Summer crept back into the South Florida air with an unexpected haste this year. Spring — also known as the luxurious two weeks when the sun bites just a little softer and the air breathes a little easier — was apparently not in the cards. The constants of summer –…

The Talent Farm Closes Abruptly After a Decade

The Talent Farm in Pembroke Pines has unexpectedly been forced to close its doors following a dispute with a neighboring business. The all-ages venue, initially built by owner/operator Kevin Burns as a state-of-the-art recording and rehearsal studio with a larger room for showcase performances, has hosted shows for nearly a…

The Talent Farm Closes Doors After Nearly a Decade

The Talent Farm in Pembroke Pines has unexpectedly been forced to close its doors following a dispute with a neighboring business. The all-ages venue, initially built by owner/operator Kevin Burns as a state-of-the-art recording and rehearsal studio with a larger room for showcase performances, has hosted shows for nearly a…

We Are All Doomed: 10 Doom Metal Tracks to Ride Out the End

The world is irreversibly fucked. Sure, every generation has had its own hyperbolic exclamations of the end being nigh, but millennials are experiencing some seriously unprecedented shit that just can’t be overlooked. Don’t buy it? Let’s run the numbers. We have warmed the globe enough to finally push the polar…

Froth – Respectable Street Cafe, West Palm Beach – May 8

Psych-rock has never really gone out of fashion entirely, but it has spent time in various states of obscurity, lurking in the clouds of reverb and delay that characterize and float through genres like shoegaze and post-rock. However, psych fans are currently enjoying an unprecedented revival of bands aping the…

Carlos Santana Sells Out Hard Rock Live

What might sound to you like just a fiery, Latin-fusion guitar solo peeking through the verse and chorus of that new chart-topper by [insert pop star here] is, in fact, the sound of Carlos Santana making more money. The guitar pioneer has helped to cast the mold for the modern…

Rat Opera – Cinema Paradiso, Fort Lauderdale – April 27

At what point can one be officially recognized as an icon? I’d wager having a rock opera written about your life more than constitutes the title. While the odds of any of us having our stories told in the much-maligned format are slim, Frank “Rat Bastard” Falestra’s life has certainly…

Jackass Star Steve-O Falls for the Comedy Circuit

Everyone went to grade school with that one kid that would do anything for a laugh. While most of us weren’t perceptive enough nor particularly concerned at that age with analyzing  the behavior, Steve-O, born Stephen Glover, has carved a career out of an absolutely uncanny pension for self-destruction. The…