Hillary Clinton Is an Evil Lesbian, Says Roger Stone

Last week, while Hillary Clinton was in the middle of a marathon Congressional hearing defending herself in relation to the Benghazi incident, Roger Stone was at the Fort Lauderdale Barnes & Noble giving a talk about his newly-released book, The Clintons’ War on Women.  Tonight, Stone will appear on Real Time…

Florida Bear Hunt: 207 Killed on First Day

Yesterday, 207 bears were killed in the first day of Florida’s 2015 bear hunt. Two of four “bear management units” — regions where bears are allowed to be killed — were closed, since the number of bears killed in those areas had reached the area quota (maximum) set by the…

Activists Will Monitor Florida’s Bear Hunt With Cameras

As hunters strap on their guns and ammo to venture into the woods Saturday for Florida’s impending bear hunt, anti-hunting activists will also gather their gear: cameras.  As of yesterday, the number of hunters had surpassed 3,000 — nearly a hunter for every one of the estimated 3,200 bears in…

Cooper City Commissioner John Sims to Hunt Bears

Cooper City commissioner John Sims was among those who applied for a permit to hunt a Florida black bear beginning this weekend — a controversial topic that is explored in our cover story this week.  Reached by phone, he told New Times, “It’s allowed and that’s it…. There’s a process…

Activist Explains How He Infiltrated Horse Slaughterhouses

Richard Couto borrows his looks from Mr. Clean: bald and intimidatingly muscular. He seems more comfortable in full combat gear than a pair of Dockers. But as tough as he appears, inside of this ex-Blackwater contractor lurks a major soft spot —- an all-consuming passion for animals.  Last week, Couto and…

Florida’s Bear Hunt Can Begin October 24, Judge Rules

Yesterday in Tallahassee, a judge ruled that a week-long hunt on Florida’s black bears, scheduled to begin October 24, can proceed.  The hunt was authorized by the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission this summer. In the past year or so, four women in Central and North Florida were attacked by…

Fans Are Writing Amazing Songs About Donald Trump

It’s election season, and surprise, surprise —  Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen and REM are pissed about politicians using their songs for campaigns. Donald Trump, however, doesn’t need permission from any self-righteous celebrity (though Dee Snider has been fine with him using Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It” as an…

Hollywood Undead to Play FAU Bonfire

School spirit will be in full effect at Florida Atlantic University as the campus hosts a bonfire to kick off the school year. And nothing says school spirit like the university president + the football team + a terrifying/clownish rap/rock band from L.A.  Hollywood Undead — who used to wear horror…

Meet 50 Cent in Fort Lauderdale on Sunday

This Sunday, 50 Cent will be in Fort Lauderdale at the Crown Liquor store at 1030 NE 15th Avenue in Fort Lauderdale to sign bottles of Effen Vodka. He is the spokesperson for the Dutch vodka brand.  The event is billed as “free” but a rep at the Crown store said…

Dweezil Zappa: Making Poppa Proud at Culture Room

For most kids, the idea of emulating their dad sounds about as appealing as having a tooth pulled — without the benefit of novocaine. But if your father was Frank Zappa, one of the most prolific musicians of all time, you might recognize that there’s a legacy to live up…

It’s Official: Lauren Book Is Running for State Senate

Miramar, Hollywood, Davie, Plantation, and Dania, meet your next state senator: 30-year-old Lauren Book. The Plantation resident, founder of a nonprofit, and daughter of influential lobbyist Ron Book —  is running for office, she told New Times via phone today. “I’m going neighborhood to neighborhood to and lacing up my sneakers…

Dive-Bombing Mockingbirds Terrorize South Florida

One sunny afternoon in June, Denise Weinstein was walking Josie, her shaggy, white, Maltese shih tzu mix, outside Century Village, the 55-and-older South Florida retirement complex where she lives. That’s when the birds attacked. “Two birds were swanning down on me like dive-bombers!” she recalls. “They looked like helicopters.” The…

MTV Casting for Show True Life: I’m Addicted to Flakka

According to MTV’s “Casting Calls” page, the network is seeking users of flakka — the synthetic drug ravaging Broward County and seeping into other parts of the country  — for a documentary style TV show called True Life: I’m Addicted to Flakka. Flakka is a synthetic cathinone drug called alpha-pyrrolidinopentiophenone…

Missing Teen Boaters: Moms on Today Show

Today, the search for missing teen boys Perry Cohen and Austin Stephanos continues today, with rescue operations focused near Savannah, Georgia.  Mothers of the teen boys appeared on the Today Show this morning and insisted that the boys have the skills to survive their ordeal at sea. The boys have…