TMZ just reported that police were called to the home of ex-Queens of the Stone Age bass player Nick Oliveri after neighbors reported a “disturbance.”It turns out Oliveri had gotten into a fight with his girlfriend the day before and had struck her. She was returning to the home they…
Think about the foods or ingredients you consume on a daily basis. Surely you chugged down your morning cup of coffee, your dinner last night was probably seasoned with pepper, and there’s a good chance you ate a slice of tomato in the past week.Now think about how all those…
Namely Marly, a food blogger from Missouri, recently went to her local Panera Bread to dine with a friend. While perusing the breakfast menu she was shocked by the lack of gluten-free options.As Marly asked on her blog “Are they not aware of the growing number of people who are…
The winner of the last Monday’s 2011 Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest was a close and unofficial draw between reigning champion Joey Chestnut and Japanese eating sensation Takeru Kobayashi.Kobayashi refused to compete in the 2010 hot dog eating contest thanks to a contractual problem with Major League Eating…
Doctors along with the Obama administration have proposed a way to change childrens’ diets in an effort to halt the obesity epidemic. The suggestion is to limit or ban fast-food or unhealthy ads from kids’ TV shows.Republicans have responded with a resounding “no,” fearing that despite the voluntary guidelines promoted…
Why are Fetish Factory parties so damned popular? Because South Florida is full of kinky people just looking to swing with your husband and get sweaty with your girl. The places are also few where you get to dress in all your horny paraphernalia and be accepted by your peers…
The Endlesssimmer.com writers are genius. Many Floridians become functioning alcoholics during the summer months to avoid feeling the excruciating heat and humidity. A consistent buzz is a great way to pretend it’s fall until fall actually arrives. The problem is that a regular cocktail won’t suffice in the desert heat. We…
Stop for a second. It’s the Fourth of July and like any good American you’re about to shove a foot-long stick of meat into your face. But do you know what’s actually in your hot dog?According to hot-dog.org, Americans purchase 350 million pounds of hot dogs a year. And that’s…
Spinner.com recently released its list of the “50 greatest guitar riffs in rock ‘n’ roll.” It summed up a riff nicely by calling them “basic building blocks of rock ‘n’ roll.”Riffs are much more than building blocks. They have emotional significance. They’re the chords that people remember decades later. They’re…
We live in a country where obese children are more of a concern than nuclear war. Americans spend $110 billion annually to shove Big Macs, super-sized fries, and milkshakes down their gullets in the hopes of doing what? Surely not maintaining svelte figures.In America we bow down to the over-sugared…
Insane Clown Posse’s record label, Psychopathic Records, has been petitioning Charlie Sheen to appear at the Gathering of the Juggalos since May. That’s the time that the fallen star of Two and a Half Men decided to bunk up with some porn stars, drink tiger blood, and lose his shit…
Bestiality is still legal in Florida for now, but everyone can agree that underage sex trafficking is not. Ashton Kutcher has been spouting off numbers in his latest media campaign, claiming there are 100,000 to 300,000 children in America forced into prostitution each year. He’s wrong.We know because we spent…
Want to come hang with us, eat free BBQ, and drink beacoup amounts of beer? We’re giving away another pair of free tickets to the New Times-sponsored Rock N Roll Beer B Que!The event is Sunday, July 3 at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Local restaurants will be competing…
Doctors are trying to conquer the obesity epidemic by focusing on American youth.According to this article courtesy of Reuters and the Huffington Post, a third of American children are eating fast-food meals on any given day. That reportedly amounts to in excess of $110 billion every year on artery-clogging burgers and…
Two dudes named Josh Rabinowitz and Nick Vatterott thought it would be fun to play a prank on their friend Micah Sherman. They set up a card table with a whole cut in the middle and one of them knelt underneath to surprise Sherman when he walked in the door.Sherman…
Primanti Bros. is a legendary Pittsburgh restaurant and pizzeria known for its monstrous pizzas and popular “Pittsburgher” sandwich.We’ve been known to frequent the 24-hour Primanti Bros. location in Fort Lauderdale after a few too many… cigarettes. But massive hunger aside, there’s a reason that people flock to the restaurant: Its food…
We asked readers to describe themselves using the letters B, B, and Q for the chance to win tickets to the Rock N Roll Beer B Que on July 3.Thanks to everyone who participated. The entries were hilarious.Christi won the tickets with her entry: “Big-Boobed Quasimodo.”Still want tickets? Don’t fret!…
Travel + Leisure magazine made an atrocious error in its article and slide show about “America’s Best Beach Bars.” It left out all the great South Florida beach bars. As we scrolled through the list of bars that either reside directly on the sand or very close to it, we…
Thanks to Del Monte, you can beat the summer heat by licking fruit juice off of David Hasselhoff’s chiseled abs.No, it’s not the newest summer reality show. It’s a Popsicle. The design is flawless, from the sweeping mane to the chiseled abs. The cold treat mixed with the sweltering summer…
It seems a little strange that America treats criminals as well as it does.Yes, we lock them up in prisons with other burly men (or women) and let them out of their cells infrequently. And yes, there is the chance that they will be raped, shanked, or beaten to a…
The Today Show on MSNBC reported this morning that women with sleep deprivation report higher problems with their marriage.Well duh. A lack of sleep makes anyone cranky and women are already doped up on estrogen which means that less quality melatonin-time, well… you just don’t want to go there.This got…
President Obama has called for Anthony Weiner’s resignation. If you’ve been living under a rock the past couple of weeks, Weiner is the New York congressman now famous for tweeting a photo of underwear-clad bratwurst to a Seattle college student. Classy, right?Obama isn’t the only one urging the man who…
